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Melbourne, Victoria
Joined January 2008
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Announcing the first line up! And what a line up it is. The acts throwing it back on Oct 7th include... @TomCBallard @vidyarrrr @andyballoch @talldarkfunny and Samantha Andrew! Tix on sale now, don't miss out! melbournefringe.com.au/event…
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★★★★☆ 'Balloch's romp through history and contemporary times takes in light and shade.' @andyballoch's Am I the Drama? is playing at @micomfestival until 23 April: #micf #comedy #review #standup #whatsonmelbourne bit.ly/3KFzfNI
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PLUG: Been helping with Corner Shop Comedy (a Not-For-Profit comedy theatre) - we're running comedy workshops in Jan, AND our (queer!) Jan show, so if you're a comedy nerd in Melbourne (improv, clowning, writing, directing), you'd love these classes! AND this show! 🔗s next tweet
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You’re all entitled to your opinions but please stop tagging me when you’re discussing the show. It wasn’t my decision - so please don’t take out your frustrations on me. I’m not doing well and drag was the one thing that used to make me feel better, now it makes me feel worse 😖
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Oh. My. God
It's with great excitement that we announce that the nominees for the 2021 Melbourne International Comedy Festival Award for Most Outstanding Show are Michelle Brasier, David Quirk, Geraldine Hickey, Luke Heggie, Ivan Aristeguieta, Nikki Britton, Reuben Kaye and Aaron Chen!
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I regret nothing.
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So @theprojecttv sent me a request to be on their program. I considered it for a moment, then remembered what happened in 2017. nitter.gq/aamer_rahman/status/12…
1/ Here's how Waleed Aly, Peter Helliar and The Project undermined Heritier Lumumba when he came forward with his experiences of racism while playing for Collingwood. It’s important because this ended public discussion around Heritier’s case. #RacisminAustralia
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It turns out the real white supremacists were the white supremacists we met along the way
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This feels like a bit John Clarke would have written for The Games
Senior minister Anne Ruston asked if culture for women in parliament has improved... @7NewsAustralia
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Happy pride month to everyone except the cops
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Episode 6 of Un-Wine-D is now available captioned by the divine @epodcentral, written with @andyballoch produced by @JaxMoussa and watched by tens of alcoholics... and I couldn’t be prouder! youtu.be/oABxKVoHbaE ENJOY!
Gay kid at a sleepover
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PLEASE SHARE IN CARLTON Missing little Black and tan sausage dog. Answers to Albert. Very friendly. Only got out an hour or so ago, he’s not a runner so I’m hoping someone has found. Very desperate to find him.
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Ep 31 is out now!! Have a listen on @applepodcasts or wherever you get your podcasts! Here’s a snippet to whet your delicate appetite 😘 #nomnomnom
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Aussies killed by terrorism in last 4 years 4 Aussie women killed by male violence in last 10 days 5 When I compare it’s never to minimise threat of terrorism but to highlight far greater danger that gets no real action/funding because its women dying at hands of everyday men
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This week, Janelle's stuffed up @Cher's merch, Justin and Andy are terrified that companies are specifically making memorial candles, Cher's trying to resurrect the dead and this week's follower is MAKING. INTENSE. STATEMENTS. itunes.apple.com/au/podcast/…
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This week @Cher's conch has been sounded and Justin and Andy are answering the call! Go Fund Me's advice is "go with your gut" & Justin's living in an alternate future where CD's don't exist. Also, does anyone have some Dr. Pepper for Cher? itunes.apple.com/au/podcast/…
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We asked @cher to go #BehindTheTweets to tell us what all those emojis really mean because, well, Cher-ing is caring. 😉
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This week is all classics! Andy and Justin have dementia, @Cher is being verbally abused by gummy bears, and birds aren’t animals according to Andy’s mum. itunes.apple.com/au/podcast/…
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Strong believer of "anything @cher can do, I can do", Andy has announced his upcoming album and five minute plank attempt. Presenting, Andy and the Scourge.
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