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I vividly remember in 1st grade my teacher told us if we ever forgot the difference btwn left and right to just look at our hands, and whichever one makes an L is left. I looked down and realized with horror both my hands could make an L. So yes I've actually always been retarded
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Me looking at the wife after a bottle a Jamo trying to be seductive on the kitchen floor.
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When I get my wife pregnant I’m gonna drink gallons of her breast milk, every day, I’m telling you there’s no way that shit isn’t healthy for a man, I’ll keep her tits leaking everywhere.
I also heard she won’t have her period if she’s producing milk.
I will milk my wife.
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Forgot to post a Berman while we were driving so we need to double dip. Not gonna apologize for party rockin.
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Yesterday I was gettin’ my salad tossed in in an Arby’s parking lot by the emfoidee on shift when suddenly she stops and exclaims, “I never knew some dudes have bussy flaps.. I like it!” and then she kept going, moaning even harder.. I didn’t have the heart to tell her it hurt a lot when she nipped my hemorrhoids with her teeth. So now I’ll be sitting on a donut pillow for the next week.
