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potato marie

@anielizarmly

silly potato

 tennessee
admonymous.co/potato_marie
Joined May 2016
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Aimless Walker@yuureisen_kingSep 2
Replying to @shinboson
"familiarity breeds contempt" yeah well what if familiarity tempts br-
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Aurora✨
@aurorab0reaAug 22
why don’t men ever chase you around and pretend to be a pirate kidnapping you like they did when we were children anymore? They all want to sit to talk at dinner in an expensive restaurant and drink fancy drinks like they’re old retirees with no vitality or passion left inside them
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@aurorab0reaAug 22
since you guys seem to like the stories from my childhood I will tell you about my first crush. We were in the 2nd grade and he was my best friend’s twin brother. I never spoke much to him, but he would always randomly tug on my hair in class and when I would go over to their house we would play pirates. Part of the game involved him tying my arms & legs with jump ropes on the trampoline and slapping me. Im not sure I will ever experience childhood love like that again.
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Psycho 78@zestydaddyAug 16
Replying to @lachancenaomi27
our bodies are dumb as hell
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srvrdmn@srvrdmnJul 25
Mutually Assured Devotion.
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Eri ♡
@musestoomuchJul 17
with every bite of lettuce, I pray its the one that lets me lose 10 pounds.
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Girl horny is not like boy horny. Girl horny is more like deer with a prion disease. Standing in unsettling manners, bashing head against rock, screaming, so on & so forth
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potato marie@anielizarmlyJul 2
Replying to @willbeers @TalchionDalias @Faltcel
my friend and i getting questions at the sex store about the credit card we’re using and me blurting out that it’s our boss’s card and he told us to do this
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@AmiEverAfterJun 26
I cannot emphasize enough how much I do, in fact, want to have sex for 3 hours. Happy Friday, friends!
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@Bengal_DPTJun 26
Replying to @lianalovexo
No one wants to have sex for 3 hours.
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this american wife
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@lapislagoonsJun 15
Replying to @meadandjuniper
I don’t want to be scary I want to be loved but the fear I create in others is outside my control, it’s braided into the core of who I am, I can’t change it, I can only love & love & love and see who rises to meet me, see who is brave enough to conquer their fear of being Truly Seen
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@funplingsJun 13
CBT (caressing boobs therapy)
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touching boobs is therapy.
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@musestoomuchJun 10
what do women really want: a calm nervous system and orgasms
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brutalbird
@brutalbirdxJun 3
You can’t really compare a walnut to a potato
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@thrluvMay 27
there are 40 grams of protein in listening to women
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may💐@graveunfurlingMay 27
if i'm seen as horny, loving, kind.....being rated average in attractive is OK. it's OK to be mid. i'm OK
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@ColetonApr 29
Replying to @katienotopoulos
The illiterate deserve to shop on Amazon too
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zach benson boone@FlyerDieApr 28
Replying to @cowboy_postbop
gay son / thot daughter alliance
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Replying to @I_amMukhtar
Russell Brand has clearly never participated in a Bible drill
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Ryan Moulton@moultanoApr 23
A potato "going bad" is just a potato remembering that it is alive.
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I admire the strength of desire that potatoes have to live.
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Josh
@joshmandersApr 23
Replying to @anielizarmly @specialkdelslay
La Croix was created by Old Style beer company G. Heileman Brewing Co as a response to the then trendy Perrier as an anti-brand, the pronounciation was chosen to mimic "enjoy" more than the french pronunciation. So yeah, if you don't say la-croy you're an asshole.
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