@funplings

i think, therefore i post 26/software engineer/artist/optimist/clown/friendly ambitious nerd/lover dms open! aesthetics alt: @eyeplings

 Brooklyn, New York
funplings.github.io/
Joined July 2012
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funplings #5 is out! contents include a great psychoanalytic piece about "You Can See Everything", and a thought-provoking thread about the nature of "cell phone addiction" by @__drewface. link in replies!
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i know i joke a lot, but i really am a heterosexual man and i really do just want to love and be loved.
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i think i haven't fully processed all the heartbreak i've experienced. maybe i never will
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i think i could be very happy with someone someday and i would make her very happy and we would be happy together with our family
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there's something so romantic about crashing out.
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it just turned night time in the manner of a night time
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cant believe u only get one shot at these. lives i mean
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they're really going after wife guys right now because of the whole h3h3 thing. and im not a wife guy because i dont have a wife. but if i did have a wife i would love her very much. so i feel like im one of the bystanders that was killed in a drive by
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i love the implication that it's Women's fault that male pattern baldness exists
cmonty@cmonty1inkrOct 26
Replying to @CourtneyLC80
baldness has nothing to do with keeping up your appearance it is a genetic trait passed down by women, retard
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how i feel about veganism
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the humble race car driver caveman:
cav empty@cavempty_16h
i am uniquely skilled at many tasks that have not yet been invented, you just have to believe me
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i miss my future wife
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@funplingsAug 18
share, hold her, value
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how im moving these days. #whowantme
Daily Loud
@DailyLoudOct 24
Scientists have identified the specific male dance movements that women find most attractive Researchers from Northumbria University mapped out the exact body mechanics that signal health, vigor, and reproductive quality to female observers.
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@llmpsychosisOct 26
Irish-Korean guy named McCarren Park
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@sahra_bnOct 26
look at this sunset i captured
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is this how you ladies read
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@solisolsoliOct 25
William Orpen's Girl Reading
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heyyy beautiful ladies of new yawk. what's a fine shawty like you doing on a piece of shit website like this? 🌹😎
🦪@marygaitspillOct 26
Your soulmate isn’t on twitter. Unless you live in New York then yeah your soulmate might be on Twitter
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#kitchencels
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fanart of The Curse i made a few years ago (nathan fielder’s most underrated work)
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@funplingsJul 6
i don't need to talk to fable because i have you guys
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