
Comedian | Web Dev | Weather Nerd | Tinkerer | Host @ripoffshow @waitwhatnola | Curator @504comedy @70122weather
New Orleans, LA
Joined April 2007
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🎶 I'm sorry Ms. Jackson
I am an eeeeel
Never meant to make your daughter die
I forgot I was electrified 🎶
Drove by a Tesla that crashed through the fence onto the golf course in City Park, which is the most “none of my business” wrecks I’ve seen
Me, being old man: “who the fuck is blaring their music outside???”
Me, looking out the window and remembering where I live: “oh hell yeah”
The downside of the Saints winning is the implication that your boss talking shit about you on tv gives results and I do not need my manager doing that
Both kids are at school, and wife took all three cats to the vet so this is the first time I have been truly alone in this house in like 13 years
geoff from above 1979 retweeted
If you think that normal people are going to build their own custom software with AI instead of just pressing a button to download what someone else already made, it makes me wonder if you've ever met a normal person once in your entire life





