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Emotionally unavailable but aerobically developing. Probably somewhere drinking Guinness/coffee and minding my business|Drowning in grace.

Joined July 2010
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Bobby Tayentino retweeted
Replying to @kennagq
Seh you get 🤣. I stopped stressing myself about any transfer. Either we waste money on nonsense or not back the manager. Then we sack the manger and back to where we were.
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Bobby Tayentino retweeted
This game was a few days before the Balor D'or
13 years ago, Messi and Ronaldo traded braces in El Clásico. We were spoiled. 23′ — Cristiano Ronaldo ⚽ 31′ — Lionel Messi ⚽ 61′ — Lionel Messi ⚽ 66′ — Cristiano Ronaldo ⚽
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Replying to @AminuDalhat
Actually, even if you do, you can still tell Claude designs. You can try, but at best, it’s less noticeable
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That presentation, everybody will sha know it’s Claude😔
I did a report on Excel and sent it to Claude to turn it into high level executive presentation converted into a PDF. My Oga has never been this impressed with a presentation.😆
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Bobby Tayentino retweeted
Pas un raciste de bonne foi pour m’acheter un billet aller Paris - Dakar pour le 21 décembre ? Je vous promets que je ne reviendrai pas en France 🙏🏽
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This is where Man United swoops in and buy 😂. Useless club
🚨 Dayot Upamecano on a potential new chapter in Premier League: “It's been a while that I'm in Germany. At the moment I feel very very good”. “I'm still progressing. We'll see what the future holds, but at the moment I feel very good at my club”.
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Bobby Tayentino retweeted
Chicken breasts: 100g of protein per pound and 450 cal Bland, dry, horrible, terrible taste and texture, extremely masochistic to consume Chicken thighs: 90g of protein per pound and 550 cal Buttery smooth, absolutely scrumptious, delightful, a symphony of taste
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They are sacking Michael Carrick in installments.
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Bobby Tayentino retweeted
I watched us lose 2 UCL finals in 2 years to Barca, and there’s United “fans” who root for them and #10
I envy anyone who hasn’t seen their team lose a UCL final
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Billing kills o. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise. Guard your heart, your money and your peace. Billing man pa eyan!
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Men, please choose yourselves. Learn to say NO. Learnt it at a very YOUNG AGE. If you like make your mama swallow shovel, I’ll buy ankara for her burial no worry. Na celebration of life. Please don’t feel bad if you turn down people’s request. You’re not Jesus, you can’t save everyone.
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Bobby Tayentino retweeted
Make I go collect Madrid jersey again. Foolish club.
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester United finalising deal to appoint Mauricio Pochettino if ultimate decision made to replace Michael Carrick. 54yo lined up & terms being done with camp. #MUFC yet to contact US but straight-forward should plan proceed @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7767421…
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Bobby Tayentino retweeted
Personally, I don't even have an issue with spending on my women, because, women deserve better treatment. But, na that entitlement dey vex me.
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Bobby Tayentino retweeted
Yeah man, RIP to this once great club
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester United finalising deal to appoint Mauricio Pochettino if ultimate decision made to replace Michael Carrick. 54yo lined up & terms being done with camp. #MUFC yet to contact US but straight-forward should plan proceed @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7767421…
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Bobby Tayentino retweeted
Under gegenpress from Grandma about why you're still single
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I’m too busy to be crashing out about this silly club man!
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This stupid club would rather keep paying compensation to hire and sack a manager than actually run the club and buy quality players. Bunch of incompetent people.
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It is better to leave Carrick than appoint Pochettino. And I wanted Carrick gone. We are achieving nothing until the leadership changes. They know absolutely nothing about running a football club.
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I wish you all the best but I will not be there. I will not waste my precious time travelling to the stadium or sitting behind the tv to watch Pochettino lead this team. I will only follow on LiveScore with no emotions. Odigba ose.
🚨💣 Manchester United are advancing in talks to appoint Mauricio Pochettino as new head coach. Pochettino wants the job and talks are moving forward, as @TheAthleticFC reports. He’s the clear favorite waiting for club final decision.
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Bobby Tayentino retweeted
The same way many of you accuse Naija men of doing more chores and household stuff when they’re with oyinbo women, is also the same way many of you will gladly do 50-50 with oyinbo men. It’s not even a conversation with those ones. We need to stop deceiving ourselves on this app
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