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Emotionally unavailable but aerobically developing. Probably somewhere drinking Guinness/coffee and minding my business|Drowning in grace.

Joined July 2010
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Bobby Tayentino retweeted
Replying to @kennagq
Seh you get 🤣. I stopped stressing myself about any transfer. Either we waste money on nonsense or not back the manager. Then we sack the manger and back to where we were.
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Bobby Tayentino retweeted
This game was a few days before the Balor D'or
13 years ago, Messi and Ronaldo traded braces in El Clásico. We were spoiled. 23′ — Cristiano Ronaldo ⚽ 31′ — Lionel Messi ⚽ 61′ — Lionel Messi ⚽ 66′ — Cristiano Ronaldo ⚽
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Replying to @AminuDalhat
Actually, even if you do, you can still tell Claude designs. You can try, but at best, it’s less noticeable
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That presentation, everybody will sha know it’s Claude😔
I did a report on Excel and sent it to Claude to turn it into high level executive presentation converted into a PDF. My Oga has never been this impressed with a presentation.😆
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Bobby Tayentino retweeted
Pas un raciste de bonne foi pour m’acheter un billet aller Paris - Dakar pour le 21 décembre ? Je vous promets que je ne reviendrai pas en France 🙏🏽
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Bobby Tayentino retweeted
Chicken breasts: 100g of protein per pound and 450 cal Bland, dry, horrible, terrible taste and texture, extremely masochistic to consume Chicken thighs: 90g of protein per pound and 550 cal Buttery smooth, absolutely scrumptious, delightful, a symphony of taste
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They are sacking Michael Carrick in installments.
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Bobby Tayentino retweeted
I watched us lose 2 UCL finals in 2 years to Barca, and there’s United “fans” who root for them and #10
I envy anyone who hasn’t seen their team lose a UCL final
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Billing kills o. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise. Guard your heart, your money and your peace. Billing man pa eyan!
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Men, please choose yourselves. Learn to say NO. Learnt it at a very YOUNG AGE. If you like make your mama swallow shovel, I’ll buy ankara for her burial no worry. Na celebration of life. Please don’t feel bad if you turn down people’s request. You’re not Jesus, you can’t save everyone.
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Bobby Tayentino retweeted
Make I go collect Madrid jersey again. Foolish club.
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester United finalising deal to appoint Mauricio Pochettino if ultimate decision made to replace Michael Carrick. 54yo lined up & terms being done with camp. #MUFC yet to contact US but straight-forward should plan proceed @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7767421…
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Bobby Tayentino retweeted
Personally, I don't even have an issue with spending on my women, because, women deserve better treatment. But, na that entitlement dey vex me.
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Bobby Tayentino retweeted
Yeah man, RIP to this once great club
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester United finalising deal to appoint Mauricio Pochettino if ultimate decision made to replace Michael Carrick. 54yo lined up & terms being done with camp. #MUFC yet to contact US but straight-forward should plan proceed @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7767421…
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Bobby Tayentino retweeted
Under gegenpress from Grandma about why you're still single
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Bobby Tayentino retweeted
The same way many of you accuse Naija men of doing more chores and household stuff when they’re with oyinbo women, is also the same way many of you will gladly do 50-50 with oyinbo men. It’s not even a conversation with those ones. We need to stop deceiving ourselves on this app
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Bobby Tayentino retweeted
Pochettino??
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Bobby Tayentino retweeted
#mufc allowing a dead man walking to walk around the training ground while they hold a summit in Monaco is the latest unedifying development in the wretched running of the club. As stated in big piece, Carrick is going with his dignity intact thesun.co.uk/sport/40978275/…
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Bobby Tayentino retweeted
The fanbase are hyping up Mauricio Pochettino, I cannot believe my eyes
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Bobby Tayentino retweeted
I don’t think any Nigerian man that has money really has an issue with spending on their woman. It’s the entitlement that ruins it. What’s the point of making money if you won’t spend it on your family abeg? How many cars and clothes you wan buy? Spending is not the problem.
Ask women from other African countries why they want to date Nigerian men, they wil tell you “ oh they can spend money on their women”. Used to think it was all hearsay until this East African side chic of a Nigerian married man called his friends for a meeting because “ their friend was not odogwuing on her” like she had expected and she was tired of remaining an understanding side chic
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Bobby Tayentino retweeted
Begging off meal deal vouchers from the very same Tesco dkshdkwkwkwj
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