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Professional father- semi pro husband- amateur human- life enthusiast- A non specific adaptation to imposed demand…

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Joined June 2010
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I don’t care what team game we play, headers & volleys, 2 touch, cards or Rock Paper Scissors. If we lose and your response is “it’s just a game” I will never take you seriously or play with you ever again.!
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That challenge is an absolute disgrace. Anyone who had ability as a kid always had to deal with a grown man “letting you know he was there”. There is nothing noble or admirable about this, what kind of “hard man” tries to cut a 16 year old in two?
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I’m hearing some football players playing in today’s game get showered with their underwear on…….. what’s going on 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 YOUR LUCKY THIS ISN’T THE LATE 90’s early 2000’s that ERA WOULD OF LOCKED YOU OUT THE WHOLE TRAINING GROUND NAKED AND TOOK YOUR CAR KEYS AND PHONE.
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This is 10/10. 😂👏
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Funny how he purchased a defender for himself but not for the team.
🚨🚨📸 Jason Wilcox arriving at Carrington this morning. #MUFC [@MailSport]
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OMFG i would have flown over that mf table and 2 footed her and the camera man 😭😭😭😭😭😭
🤣 Kate Abdo has done Micah Richards dirty...
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Dribblers? Respectfully it was me normally against 2 minimum carrying the ball and driving…..memories are short, If it’s stats based I’m out 🤣 but man are passing sideways and a world class man is putting it top bins and your comparing
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The old Championship Manager has been released as a browser game, it has been updated with 26/27 squads. champman2627.co.uk/play
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This is disgusting… Kmt
Game 10! I arrive Guy says.. “Physio?” I said, no our physio is already inside.. He said.. oh, you’ll have to park across the road, there’s only two spaces for the manager and assistant I said, Good thing I’m one of those & I’ve got the kit in the boot. 😊 Gates open. ✌️
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Game 10! I arrive Guy says.. “Physio?” I said, no our physio is already inside.. He said.. oh, you’ll have to park across the road, there’s only two spaces for the manager and assistant I said, Good thing I’m one of those & I’ve got the kit in the boot. 😊 Gates open. ✌️
Game 2 of the season.. Lino walks past me, shakes the GK coach’s hand, shakes the coach’s hand.. so I said don’t worry about shaking mine, I’m only the assistant manager. Lino says sorry - I didn’t realise. 🤷‍♀️ Hang on for ep 3 of “I’m not the physio” 😊
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Do you know how much I’m crying rn 😭😭😭😭😂😂
Robot no believe the weight of human punch😭😭
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Lethal.
Replying to @premierleague
Dwight Yorke and Andy Cole That remains the greatest and deadliest ever 👍
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😂😂😂😂😂
🤖 Made with AI
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If you ever feel useless just remember these 28 lawyers went 0/115
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BREAKING: The Premier League confirm an independent Commission has found Manchester City guilty of all charges related to serious breaches of the Premier League’s financial rules over a nine-season period, and the majority of charges in relation to its failure to co-operate with the League’s investigation. The independent Commission found that between Seasons 2009/10 and 2017/18: "Manchester City arranged ‘sham’ contracts (which misrepresented the true agreement between the parties) with a number of its commercial partners, as well as relying on ‘sham’ agreements with others, to artificially inflate the club’s revenues and reduce its costs. "The club filed misstated accounts and concealed the true state of its finances from its auditors and football regulators. "Manchester City was significantly in breach of both the Premier League’s and UEFA’s spending limits. "During the Premier League’s investigation, Manchester City committed multiple breaches of its duties of co-operation and utmost good faith towards the League (three of the four alleged breaches were upheld). "The independent Commission found that Manchester City arranged ‘sham’ commercial deals with a number of its sponsors during the period, which were part of a disguised funding scheme, whereby those companies were only required to pay a portion of the relevant sponsorship fees. The remainder was funded by Abu Dhabi United Group Investment & Development Ltd (ADUG), which owned the club. As part of the scheme, further ‘sham’ arrangements, funded by ADUG, were entered into to enable the club to record lower operating expenses than it actually incurred, as well as a ‘sham’ circular arrangement with Fordham, an entity that purchased the club’s players’ image rights, that was funded by ADUG." The EPL add: "The purpose of these schemes was found to have been to artificially inflate the club’s revenues, and reduce its costs, by more than £900 million during the affected period, to appear to comply with financial rules. The consequence of this, as the Commission found, was that the club filed misstated accounts and concealed the true state of its finances from its auditors and football regulators. The Commission concluded that ‘by its conduct the club clearly intended to circumvent the PL Rules. "As a result, Manchester City failed to accurately report its income and expenditure for the purposes of the Premier League’s Profitability and Sustainability Rules and UEFA’s Club Licensing and Financial Fair Play Rules. The Commission found that, had all of the relevant agreements been reported accurately in the club’s accounts, it would have been in breach of both the League’s and UEFA’s spending limits by a very substantial amount. "In addition, during the course of the four-year investigation conducted by the Premier League, the club committed multiple breaches of its duties of co-operation and utmost good faith towards the League. The Commission concluded that the club had ‘made concerted efforts to stop and frustrate the PL investigation." Richard Masters: “The core decision establishes the facts of what happened at Manchester City during this period. It details how the club systematically broke Premier League Rules for nearly a decade. “It also vindicates the Premier League’s decision to pursue this case against Manchester City.  While the process to date has been both long and difficult, the League has remained determined that the facts be established independently. “It is a key responsibility of the Premier League to ensure that the Rules, approved by the clubs themselves, are upheld to protect the integrity of the competition. It is paramount that the League remains competitive and fair for all clubs and for the fans. We take that role extremely seriously. “This disciplinary case, and this decision, are the most significant in Premier League history. There are elements of the case that remain to be decided, including, importantly, what sanction must follow for these breaches. Now we have the Commission’s decision, we are committed to moving swiftly through the remainder of the process, to provide certainty for the League, our clubs and fans.” A redacted version of the independent Commission’s findings has been published. Now that the charges have been proved, the issue of sanction will be addressed separately in a further hearing. City has the right to appeal the independent Commission’s findings and has until Friday 2 October to exercise that right.
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Erling Haaland in League 2 next season
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Enzo Fernandez to the Salford fans after scoring in 3rd round of the Johnstone’s Paint trophy
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I can’t believe what I’m reading on the TL. They CHEATED. I’m going to say that again so people get the message. They CHEATED. It’s the worst scandal by any club in Premier League history. The fact there are people trying to say “it’s nothing to do with what happened on the pitch” is beyond me. Some of those players should’ve never been allowed to join that club in the first place. They need to be handed the most severe punishment possible. It’s ridiculous.
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why are arsenal fans getting gassed, you lot were finishing b2b 8th during the time these charges appeared/ended 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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🚨 Everton were deducted 6 points for one breach. Manchester City have been found guilty of 114. That's 684 points.
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The @SerieA relegated their biggest club for a whole lot less cheating than City How big are your balls @premierleague …..
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