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Joined June 2015
Newly launched MacBook Pro with the apple logo light and screen touch????
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Since I started taking magnesium glycinate at night, I have been sleeping better 🥹🥹
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Àró Olóyè Lambo 🪇 retweeted
Came out of my hiatus to say that I'm really excited to be back speaking about what I love so much; User Experience. What's more humbling about this invite is that my first line manager believes in me enough to know that I know what I'm about to say, and called me to come say it
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Àró Olóyè Lambo 🪇 retweeted
Dear brother: "No" is not the end of the world—make sure you don't hear it twice. No means No. Not "try again", "pursue me", "try harder'. No means move on!
Na lie She will say No She doesn't like you even though you guys talk every night, and she's always supporting you when others are attacking you and it feels like only her understands you. It's not attraction, you are just love starved, don't approach her.
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Dear brother: That sister you've known from Children's fellowship and you guys talk sometimes? And you Moms are friends and your Dads work at the same place? Yes, marry her! If she loves Jesus, you find her attractive and she's family-oriented, she's the one. Marry her!!
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Àró Olóyè Lambo 🪇 retweeted
OUR SAFETY CAN NO LONGER WAIT. 🚨💚 Another day, another journey on roads that put FUOYE students at risk. We need urgent action, not more promises. FUOYESUG has spoken: 72 hours for FERMA to act. @biodunaoyebanji @NGRSenate @iambabtee @SenGodswill
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I saw a video from Eti Oba this morning Please as a young person, you don’t need to have properties before you legally appoint a next of kin or power of attorney. As someone praying for the 7 years of plenty, we should also expect and plan for the 7 years of famine
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Death! Death! Comes for everyone of us. Like Paul, To live is Christ, to die is Gain.
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Àró Olóyè Lambo 🪇 retweeted
First, the Izala/JIBWIS elders claimed he could have been a "spy" sent to infliyrate them. Their minions went all out to say that the video was doctored, until we started showing them more chants he has made. Then, the elders stood right by him, in solidarity? This guy didn't just say he wanted to kill an unbeliever. He wanted to commit mass murder. He said he needed his AK-47 to go Cikin arna - the midst of unbelievers Suna murna - (when) they're celebrating or rejoicing Suna tapi - (while) they're clapping Na basu wuta - I open fire on them Rudum dudududum - ratatata. He has sung this multiple times and had made different recordings of him singing the song. There are other guys of his age around him and many kids who would be trained with this ideology. Multiple people liked the videos. This is the person they're standing in solidarity with. I just thought you should know.
Police Arrest JIBWIS Member Chanting “Give Us Rifles To Kill Christians”
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Àró Olóyè Lambo 🪇 retweeted
So glad we found the perfect space for this special homecoming🥰 Thank you @NorthStarApt Whether you’re visiting Lagos, planning a getaway, or looking for a comfortable shortlet to suit your preferences, anywhere in NIGERIA. We’ve got you covered.😉
For the ones coming home after years away, some moments mean a little more. The familiar faces, the long-awaited hugs, the laughter, and finally getting to spend time with the people you’ve missed for so long. Sometimes, the best welcome home is a thoughtful surprise and a comfortable place to settle in, reconnect, and make new memories. We’re glad North Star Apartments could be part of this special homecoming after six years apart. Thank you,@martha_aforrr for sharing this beautiful experience with us. Here’s to making every homecoming feel a little more like home🤍✨
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Pension,paid annual leave and HMO is statutory before the law Every single employer should be providing these according to the law Any employer not doing these is committing a serious offence
1M with no HMO, no pension and no leave can be worse than 400k with everything.
Before you resign for more money, do the full math.
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One of my former colleagues just forwarded the message on WhatsApp Forever grateful she shared the message
Be honest. How did you get your current job?
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Àró Olóyè Lambo 🪇 retweeted
They started laughing. The Pastor did not laugh—it immediately signalled the solemnity of the topic to everyone. That's what a Pastor should do when faced with a congregation that doesn't seem aligned with proper biblical doctrine. Get serious and let them see it on your face.
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I would gladly do this for my wife and the women in my life that I have a responsibility to protect. Safe for that, no random man owes you a damn thing. If you reject Patriarchy, you must reject chivalry as well. – at Odo Ona, Nigeria
It’s a shame how many men don’t know about the sidewalk rule For context: The sidewalk rule is an etiquette rule where a man walks closest to the road while the woman walks on the inside, as a gesture of protection from passing vehicles, splashes and other potential dangers
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Àró Olóyè Lambo 🪇 retweeted
Up and running! Fuel buying for office go reduce.
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Satan has no plan to keep a secret….
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That’s why I embrace randomness
you’d be surprised how many people in your neighbourhood notice your routines without you ever realising it.
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Manipulative behaviour You know what you’re doing
I have this male customer that’s always buying from me. If I tell him business is slow, he’ll patronize me to the point of buying for his friends sef. 😭😂 The problem is that he’s married, and since last year, he’s been hammering on me to come and visit him. The harassment is getting too much, but I can’t block him because he’s a very good customer and he doesn’t even price market. 😭😭😭 What do I do like this? Because business is business, but this man is not letting me rest. 😂😭
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Smh
Yes, suit for my Forbes cover, speaking into the future. Glad you are on the same page with me. 😏😒😂
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Someone with thick odoriferous body odour will pass beside you and 15 seconds later you can still ‘see’ the stink 😭😭
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