12 on the 11th????? Wo, scratch that one too. A year older, but more importantly, a year lived. And for that alone, I’m grateful. Happy birthday to the guy who’s still figuring it out but somehow keeps finding his way. 🖤🥂

Left work at 4pm, spent three hours in traffic, got home at 7pm, and there’s no light. Been out since 6am BTW and now hustling to get petrol to power generator, so I could catch some rest. It’s 2026, and living in Nigeria still means battling for basic amenities after giving the country your time, energy, and a good chunk of your salary in taxes. You pay through your nose to survive, spend hours fighting traffic, and still come home to a country that cannot guarantee you electricity. And to those who spend their entire lives defending this government out of greed, remember that the consequences of your defence will not end with you. Your children and generations after them will inherit the very suffering you helped sustain. You can sell your conscience for personal gain today, but your descendants will pay the price tomorrow, by God’s grace.

$4200 program fee and you are offering me a $300 discount, which is even only applicable if I do two instalmental payments. These oyinbo people really lack self awareness, have they forgotten that TINUBU is still our president????? Thid country steadily kpai dreams yoooo 😪🤧

I need people to understand that there’s a time for gist and a time for sharp, straight-to-the-point conversations. Sometimes, I might need an urgent answer or information, and that doesn’t mean I have the time to exchange pleasantries or gist at that particular moment. It doesn’t mean I don’t want to gist with you; it simply means there’s something that needs immediate attention. Believe me, when it’s time for gist, and we are both in sync (in the context of timing), na me go set the table, and shout, “HIT ME, OMO IYA MII!” 😭😂

Lunch time kick off at stamford bridge on Saturday. I will not say more than this, do whatever you want with this information. SIU 🤝

#NewProfilePic Una see say I change profile picture, I don serious now, make nobody joke with me oo!

I will do my part, show up, and exercise my right to vote. Beyond the noise, the rants, the complaints and the endless blame game, we must understand that our future also depends on what we do with the power we have. You should use your powers too because we cannot keep demanding a better Nigeria while abandoning the very process through which we can demand accountability.

I am on my own now ooo, as peaceful as I can. Look at them looking for trouble ooo, okay nah.

Inevitable, worth, worthy, worthy..... So happy for him 💓

Every night, they take and bring the light like 1 billion times between 7pm and 12 mid night and it doesn’t last beyond 2 minutes at intervals. Oh yes, I’m on band A and 10k gives me just 43 units. A 66 years old country BTW, 66 years of not being able to fix power talk less of other sectors. Anyways, RTIFN, bloody foooools.

Yes, suit for my Forbes cover, speaking into the future. Glad you are on the same page with me. 😏😒😂

You fit dey tackle or abuse me make I respond with “Fair Enough”, while maintaining a straight face. Yeah, that’s how unbothered I am with no willingness to do back and forth with anybody 😭

You go think say you strong, make catarrh, cough and enormous sneezing first hold you. You go turn vegetable like that your president.