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be real.
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ngl guys, anything over 30 clement isongs for an operating system is crazy these programs don’t even run for more than 1 day
Didn't know cu had actual operating systems. This one I wan install dey engineering sef, the package costs 25 nnamdis
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I wish I didn’t sell my ps5, at least I’d have something to look forward to by now
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ashley 🫪 retweeted
As someone who drives an average of 3 hours every day, here are a few checks I carry out on my car every other day before getting on the road. - First, I check underneath the car to be sure there are no coolant, oil, or other fluid leaks. - Then I eye check my tyres to see if they’re properly gauged or if there’s any flat one. - Before starting the engine, I open my bonnet and check if my coolant level is right. - Then I check my dipstick to see if my engine oil level is right. - After starting the engine, I check if both radiator fans are working. - And finally, I check if there’s any unusual dashboard light on before getting on the road.
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I no dey do again 😭 Guy, people are rude ehn, they kan see say na small boy again, guy!😭😭😭😭 na to find something else cure my boredom abeg🚶 but tbh, it’s a bit profitable (emphasis on ‘bit’) but I don’t see it working out well in this Lagos, not with these roads and drivers > dispatch rider scratch me today for iky > I almost crash for ikj > I almost jam person for agg > na today i discover say Lagos get crazy designs for portholes I no do again jor 😭
I look forward to picking you guys up
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maybe if I’m bored again by December
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ashley 🫪 retweeted
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all of a sudden, every other state has 24/7 light 😂😂 twitter people and fake gas lmfao😭
If the power supply is this bad in Lagos, how then is it in other states?
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Nigerians tweeting “Nigerians always adapt” trying to blame people for finding solutions to the problems their government instilled on them like they are any different. face reality and look at what choice you have. most of you don’t even practice what you tweet online.
i tweeted this 6 days ago. lmaoooooo
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fvckin do something, let the change start from you if you succeed in it and people see there’s actually a choice rather than succumbing to adaptability, you’ll be fvckin backed!
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but you went for Dave’s concert last month ? why December ? Have we not been suffering since this nigga started ruling ? this is the same attitude y’all used to vote Peter Obi last election. ‘Mouth is Good’ motors ‘Online lawa’, so till December, parties and raves are valid ? supporting Obi online but you don’t have PVC, support my ass
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When it all works out, you'll be so pissed with yourself that you worried so much.
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3-4 months ago, this was all fat bicep heart ♥️
bicep heart ❤️
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need to work on my triceps
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not so comfortable in my current position but I’m pretty sure I’m way past where I told Mr Alex “I see myself in the next 5 years” back in 2022 Alhamdulillah regardless 💙💐
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Queer people getting at mad at people who don’t accept them in a society where homosexuality is a crime and it’s culturally frowned upon is crazy like Idg, what do you expect ?😭 If you’re going to be queer, be ready to accept everything that comes with it, it’s just the cost of being different, not everyone’s gonna like you and that’s okay
bitter group of people, man. una no be God
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Just want y’all to know that if you don’t later do it, you’re no different from Tinubu.
If Peter Obi wins, I’ll send my oiled up titties to 20 people 🤲🏽
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How it went & Things I learnt on Day 1: Took just 3 rides because they were along my route (Ogba-Yaba) > If you don’t know the roads in Lagos, Google Maps will cook you > IGBO PEOPLE ARE STINGY!!!!!!!!!!😭 > That Bolt Driver’s app needs more work > I met a really lovely woman, so so nice that we spoke about some personal stuff I’ve been trying to let out, she even gave me some guidance on what to do > The idea of e-hailing apps is a good one for both sides ngl but this country is not the ideal place for it > and lastly, I’m not sure I’m going to be doing this again 😂😂
I look forward to picking you guys up
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please rt guys
when Obi wins this election, I'm posting my titties.
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when Obi wins this election, I'm posting my titties.
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