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ash cerri

@ash_mait

you're tacky and i hate you.

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Joined September 2010
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@TheFigen_9 Oct 2025
The homeowner saw on the security camera that a bear was playing on the outdoor swing every day, but couldn't get on. So he had a bigger swing built, and this was the result.
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Holy mother of God - Kaylee’s sister
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a@aallleeexxxxxx122 Feb 2025
can you please delete this you are humiliating him
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@sciencegirl22 Feb 2025
Mistakes were made
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Matt@matthewiaquinta8 Nov 2024
If you’re defending Zach Bryan you need your head checked.
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I just drank two of these and now I’m responding to everyone’s Instagram story like they sent it to me personally
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found out today that I had no idea what Kate middleton’s voice sounds like
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I asked Google AI to make a photo of Brad Pitt and I have questions.
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anna@twtrlssanna6 Feb 2024
you got a fast car i got a plan to get us out of here
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My daughter is at her friends house and we told her to call us for the toast… look what she called us with 😭
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lyd 🍉@lydiughhh24 Dec 2023
One of my sisters is dyslexic and bought her boyfriend a Christmas card, she’s just realised it doesn’t say Christmas it says christening. He’s coming over in 15 minutes 😭
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I have a bittersweet announcement… I’m leaving my job to become the CEO of Facebookin
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Designer: It’s pretty straightforward, the user will find it easy to use. The user:
Techpreneur 👩‍💻💵 (@Ade_authority) profile pictureTechpreneur 👩‍💻💵@Ade_authority26 Nov 2023
Yesterday 🥺
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We might never know the extent of the abuse and torture little Ohad went through held by Hamas’ monsters for 49 days away from his dad. But to see this moment when Ohad, his mother and grandmother reuniting with his dad and other family members is a little heading. 💔
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PYPER🍒@pyperxox18 Nov 2023
me with my dog ​​in the mirror saying “this is you”
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This is Dora. She's going on her first walk outside after being rescued from a lab facility. 14/10 we are so proud of her
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