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i had to pop back on to enjoy the MAGA crying and it is glorious
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Trump letting a plane full of reporters be his decoy while he slithers off secretly like the coward he is.... Tell me again he cares about anyone but himself
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i'm not responsible for any ren faire boners
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A preview of trump's Freedumb 250 event.
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I need an extra large condom to protect my heart
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Can these people be normal for one day and stop thinking about genitals FFS
RFK Jr: "Children who get circumcised early are more susceptible to autism than others."
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a random cat jumped into my lap. happens all the time 😻
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MAGA doesn’t wanna forgive student debt so we can pay criminals a bunch of your money
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I can’t go to a rooftop bar, I might jump.
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I don't want to get railed in a sundress. I want to get cherished and loved in a sundress.
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Waiter: are you here for dinner? Guy who's about to get what's coming to him: no thanks. Just desserts for me
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“I don’t do politics” just means you’re a pussy who stands for nothing or MAGA…. And I don’t respect you😊
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Imagine driving drunk and hitting a clown car. 15 counts of dui manslaughter
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no i said you were a fungi
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