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Lead Consultant/music man/gamer

East London
Joined February 2011
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Bottega Trunks retweeted
they sniff ur pussy before entry so a security guard was 100% paid off. investigate
A man was stabbed at a south-east London nightclub ahead of Halloween. Officers were called to Studio 338, a music and arts venue on the Greenwich Peninsula, on Friday night. The incident, in which a man was stabbed twice in the thigh, is understood to have taken place on the dancefloor at an event that had been put on to mark Halloween.
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Bottega Trunks retweeted
🚨 Arteta regarding the Timber / Isak penalty “I have a massive library of clips of pulls and tugs of other teams too, we can get into that” I fucking love my gaffer man 😭
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🚨NEW STOVE GOD COOKS SINGLE🚨 STOVIE IS HOME (DOWN DOWN) FIRST SINGLE OFF HIS NEW ALBUM "ALL THIS FOR ME" ENTIRELY PRODUCED BY SWIZZ BEATZ FRIDAY 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨
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Jada gona start walking around with a 2 pac hologram, we know how petty that species can be!!
Will Smith was spotted alongside his ex-wife, Sheree Zampino, at Sydney Airport in Australia after wrapping filming on his upcoming movie Supermax. The former couple, who were married from 1992 to 1995 and share a 33-year-old son, Trey.
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Bottega Trunks retweeted
Jack Grealish is allowed an endless free pass in terms of his behaviour in a way that others - like Paul Pogba, Raheem Sterling, Marcus Rashford & others - are never given. It isn't hard to figure out what the difference is. Every time he goes on a bender, there is always a counter briefing coming about something he did. None of which is a bad thing, of course. It's just that the same grace is never given to others that is to him.
🚨 Jack Grealish not involved for Everton at Newcastle United tonight. #EFC attacker yet to regain fitness following omission from EFL Cup win over #NUFC last week after breach of club discipline. Unclear if 31yo returns v Coventry on Friday @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7738572…
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Finally made the mature decision to start combining my pensions. Should have done this ages ago ffs
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Bottega Trunks retweeted
“Sky Sports understands West Ham have sacked Scott Parker. The Hammers sit 19th in the Premier League and have struggled for goals this season. That’s despite a busy summer where Eddie Nketiah, Chris Wood & Dwight McNeil arrived as attacking options. Dharmesh Sheth has more…”
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Bottega Trunks retweeted
You want to like my defender???
Is Gabriel the most unlikeable player in the Prem?
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Bottega Trunks retweeted
Then hire Tony Pulis and maybe he can get your £500m attack a shot on target
Give Tony Pulis the 1.4 billion Arteta has spent and he could do the same as him. Diabolical football.
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Bottega Trunks retweeted
This is where I share that I was so excited when I met 2 Chainz back in 2018. I asked for a pic and was thanking him, saying I was such a fan, and he said, "Don't nobody wanna hear all that shawty," and took a picture so dry I immediately deleted it.
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Bottega Trunks retweeted
Luke Shaw has been United's first-choice left-back since the iPhone 6 came out
What’s a stat that sounds fake but is 100% true?
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Bottega Trunks retweeted
Mayweather is getting his cars repoed, he is broke. Funny story, I sold him his first Bentley in vegas. His credit was so shitty we had to get some higher ups at Volkswagen to approve the loan. He bought an Arnage T. He was going to pay cash, then bought a bunch of jewelry and only had 100k left. So they had to flip it to financing. They had to send fight videos to the VW execs. They knew he was flashy and thought it was good advertising so they let him finance it. VW had just bought Bentley and were trying to revitalize the brand. Probably holds the record for the most dog shit credit to ever finance a new Bently the-express.com/sport/boxing…
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Bottega Trunks retweeted
Meanwhile every regular person who isn't streaming to a massive audience drops into Shipment and it's like trying to get on the beach during the D Day landings
The Oris in my camo grind may be the most fun I’ve ever had shooting on Call of Duty
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Posting your face on your story as a man is crazy. Are you a whore?
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Bottega Trunks retweeted
👀 Kammy CAUGHT In The Act On Soccer AM! Soccer AM had some proper wild moments. I’ve never seen this one 😂 Chris Kamara is showing Tim Lovejoy and Helen Chamberlain around a suite at the West Ham Hotel, the one that let fans wake up looking straight out at the pitch at Upton Park. He’s showing them the bed and explaining it takes six minutes to clear the room on a match day, saying how much he’s looking forward to the game. Then a woman walks out of the bathroom in a towel and goes, “Chris, are you gonna come scrub my back?” Everyone loses it 😭 Kammy: “April, where’ve you come from?” 😂 April, acting shocked: “I’ve been here the whole time.” Then the towel drops and she legs it. Kammy, laughing his head off: “Helen, I’ve never seen her before in my life!” He’s still cracking up when he adds: “It’ll be a fantastic game here today. There’s been a fantastic game going on here already.” 😂 Then he shouts for April to come back out while Lovejoy’s yelling “No, no, leave her in!”. She pops back out and everyone loses it again. 😭 Absolutely brilliant. Kammy was so entertaining. Soccer AM, Soccer Saturday… Saturday football used to be so good. Not a chance you’d see this today, and it’s not even bad. Just a bit of light-hearted fun. @chris_kammy, you are a legend 🫡
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Bottega Trunks retweeted
a bit too black and happy for English people lmao look at these comments
Daniel Sturridge hitting the Alexander Isak celebration 😅
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Bottega Trunks retweeted
Replying to @platini954
I still laugh every time I see this
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Bottega Trunks retweeted
Growing up hearing “Wikipedia isn't a valid source” and then entering a workplace where people say “just ask ChatGPT” is a surprisingly strange timeline
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Bottega Trunks retweeted
Really curious how this plays out Warzone: 2020-22 great 2022 huge miss + bad meta 2023 good 2024 buggy mess for months 2025 stale meta, but generally good 2026 ???
Hajin. Zodiac. Things are about to get interesting. Warzone Season 1 arrives November 6. Trailer and roadmap tomorrow.
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