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toby🤖

@asstoby

he/him 25 full time slimy swamp wench

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Joined May 2014
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i hate gay halloween the fuck you mean you're lime lips
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im getting word that vance is going to be sold into white slavery
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If Morgan Wallen is in your Spotify Wrapped this year you’re getting sent to Guantanamo Bay
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ANN WAGNER DEFEATED
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Deb Haaland has won the New Mexico governor’s race. She becomes the first Native American woman to be elected governor in U.S. history.
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CAN WE MAKE THIS HAPPEN
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Trump Says He Will Move to Israel to Become Prime Minister If U.S. Turns on Him tmz.me/4Aap1wW
Trump Says He Will Move to Israel to Become Prime Minister If U.S. Turns on Him

Trump Says He Will Move to Israel to Become Prime Minister If U.S. Turns on Him

Donald Trump is already eyeing his next political gig ... joking he'll pack his bags and move to Israel to become prime minister if Americans ever get sick of him.

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and ur all mad i got to see jessica vosk as florence in chess the musical in 2023
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Under Where@und3rwh3reNov 2
No more Mr. butthole.
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hamzah moment
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why is Macaulay Culkin getting so much hate on his costume? it’s literally not blackface. the other pictures as you can see it’s visibly green
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just read that tucker carlson tweet and idk if all my synapses are firing up correctly or not. Is that mf saying that his sources are telling him that Trump intends to deploy nuclear weapons on Iran unprovoked? Is that what i read?
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bianca@davidlynrchNov 1
"Have you considered what it meant for Alia to be born into this universe fully cognitive, possessed of all her mother’s memories and knowledge? No rape could be more terrifying." Dune Messiah, EXCERPTS FROM THE DEATH CELL INTERVIEW WITH BRONSO OF IX—
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farting so hard my son goes missing
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hannibal and will
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pingus@pingusschmingusNov 1
protein bars are always labeled something like marshmallow cookies and cream surprise just to taste like boiled uncle
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#pokemon sizzlipedes on the bed
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we are mimes tonight :)
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sooooo many transmascs dressed up at old guys from the Pitt on my timeline keep it coming boys
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۠@CULTGRAHAMOct 31
happy halloween everybody :33
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i'm actually so glad people love this😭😭 my sweet sweet partner is not Online like i am and really did not know what lime lips is but he loves me so he agreed to be my lime hahahahaha
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i hate gay halloween the fuck you mean you're lime lips
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Happy Halloween
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this being a real thing that actually happened like wow ok
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