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toby🤖

@asstoby

he/him 25 full time slimy swamp wench

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Joined May 2014
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If Morgan Wallen is in your Spotify Wrapped this year you’re getting sent to Guantanamo Bay
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tim@TimMitch13Nov 4
ANN WAGNER DEFEATED
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Deb Haaland has won the New Mexico governor’s race. She becomes the first Native American woman to be elected governor in U.S. history.
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Under Where@und3rwh3reNov 2
No more Mr. butthole.
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just read that tucker carlson tweet and idk if all my synapses are firing up correctly or not. Is that mf saying that his sources are telling him that Trump intends to deploy nuclear weapons on Iran unprovoked? Is that what i read?
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bianca@davidlynrchNov 1
"Have you considered what it meant for Alia to be born into this universe fully cognitive, possessed of all her mother’s memories and knowledge? No rape could be more terrifying." Dune Messiah, EXCERPTS FROM THE DEATH CELL INTERVIEW WITH BRONSO OF IX—
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farting so hard my son goes missing
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hannibal and will
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pingus@pingusschmingusNov 1
protein bars are always labeled something like marshmallow cookies and cream surprise just to taste like boiled uncle
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#pokemon sizzlipedes on the bed
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۠@CULTGRAHAMOct 31
happy halloween everybody :33
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Happy Halloween
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this being a real thing that actually happened like wow ok
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𝖨 𝗋𝖾𝖺𝗅𝗅𝗒 𝗋𝖾𝖺𝗅𝗅𝗒 𝗐𝖺𝗇𝗍 𝗍𝗈 𝗺𝗲𝗲𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗶𝗻 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗹 𝗹𝗶𝗳𝗲 𝗌𝗈 𝖨 𝖼𝖺𝗇 𝗐𝗈𝗋𝗄 𝗆𝗒 𝗥𝗼𝗯𝗹𝗼𝘅 𝗕𝘂𝘁𝘁𝗵𝗼𝗹𝗲 𝗠𝗮𝗴𝗶𝗰 𝗈𝗇 𝗒𝗈𝗎
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they should do wordle but for poop and piss
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Hugo@HugoMashburn115Oct 27
Oysters when they want to make a pearl
valentine (⃔˄𖦹 ·̫ 𖦹˄)⃕੭ु⁾⁾ ༘ (@bugoclock) profile picturevalentine (⃔˄𖦹 ·̫ 𖦹˄)⃕੭ु⁾⁾ ༘@bugoclockOct 26
i appreciate the sediment
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۠@CULTGRAHAMOct 24
how it feels
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Just Ken@YoungerPopeOct 23
Have been saying “SATAN’S BOY I COULD NEVER BE…i havent the humility.” A LOT the last couple days
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forcing pops from regular show to hit my evil vape until he dies
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