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A Ton of Bricks

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The Second-to-Last Great American Renegade™️©️®️

 Annandale, VA
Joined May 2009
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Integrity Guy@Integrity_Freak22h
That moment when you have to tell your kid the Flintstones died before Christ’s sacrifice and cannot enter God’s kingdom
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Brooks Otterlake@i_zzzzzz20h
If baseball teams cooperated instead of competing, they could work together to score a virtually unlimited number of runs. And isn't that the point? To score runs?
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Brooks Otterlake@i_zzzzzzOct 28
First base coach talking to a runner: "Ok so stay here until you can go to the next one. If you get to that one try to get to the third one. A colleague of mine is waiting there for you"
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Kazmo@heykazmoOct 27
When people would tell me I’ve been doing x for 30 years and that meant since 1975, that was cool. Now they say 30 years ago and that’s just 1996. That holds no weight for me. There’s no majesty there. I’m not impressed.
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Cameron Bradford@camerobradfordOct 26
Had a productive meeting with God earlier. I ended up securing a pretty good sweetheart deal for the meek
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monica 🪏@waystarroyhoeOct 26
it’s always fucking monday jesus fucking christ
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Emo Philips
@EmoPhilipsOct 21
those are not my best hours
Elara Raven_PNG (@Elara_Raven) profile pictureElara Raven_PNG@Elara_RavenOct 21
how attractive are you from 1-10
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Bilge Ebiri
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It’s the best. I do it all the time.
Harsh (@imrharsh) profile pictureHarsh@imrharshOct 18
"Would u watch a film you’ve already seen just to keep someone company who’s watching it for the first time?" Be honest.
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Why did she say this
Elizabeth Holmes (@ElizabethHolmes) profile pictureElizabeth Holmes
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Replying to @Sparzito_
Mandatory sentence extension and a free trip to the SHU
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soul nate@MNateShyamalanOct 18
ELIZABETH HOLMES: of course it worked. the lights turned on. it was on the cloud NATHAN FIELDER: ok. but you know what feelings are, right? like you have them? WEIRD COCAINE HUSBAND: [watching youtube at 2x speed] babe it says here the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
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vivian@vivian39_Oct 17
Normal states: not too often Maryland: lmao
JimmyThomist (@JimmyThomist) profile pictureJimmyThomist
@JimmyThomistOct 16
Bit of a question for my American friends: Aside from government buildings and special cases like Texas, how often do you see State flags IRl? In most provinces you see the National vs Provincial flag on about a 4:1 ratio. My sense is it’s a lot less prevalent in the US.
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mike ginn@shutupmikeginnOct 14
Citizen Kane is famous for it's "deep focus," a sort of visual glitch caused by using too narrow of a lens aperture. If it was made today, a more modern shallow depth of field would help audiences to know exactly where they should be looking.
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chris oldman ©@AlsikkanTVOct 14
I love Whale Fall
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Brooks Otterlake@i_zzzzzzOct 13
Babe take a look at this. There came into a certain shop a famed chanteuse desirous of purchasing a mechanical Bird, yet the shopkeep, deeming her of graceless bearing and humble station, would not suffer the clockwork creature to pass into her possession
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Kazmo@heykazmoOct 12
The hills are aliiiiiiive with the sound of miamiiii
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Gene Parmesan
@dsonoikiOct 11
ranking my favorite moments in “The Boys are Back in Town” 1. When that chick got up and slapped Johnny’s face 2. The boys getting back in town 3. Friday night at Dino’s Bar & Grill 4. When the boys were asking if I was around 5. The guitar solo 6. When that girl was red hot 7. When you and your friends fell up out the place 8. When the jukebox was blasting your favorite song
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Tomorrow Comes Movies@tocmoviesOct 11
New episode alert! @ThePatricIsReal is joined by returning guest co-host @atonofbricks to review Saint Maud! Also discuss favorite horror films & more! Tune in & Lets TOCMovies 👇🏻 linktr.ee/tocmovies #filmtwt #horror
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The Patric
@ThePatricIsRealOct 11
On the Saint Maud episode w/ @atonofbricks 1. We both share something very personal that correlates with the movie 2. I ask who has a better chance of going to Heaven….Maud or Seth Rogen from This Is The End. 3. We choose between Get Out of The Exorcist 👀 #filmtwt #horror
Tomorrow Comes Movies (@tocmovies) profile pictureTomorrow Comes Movies@tocmoviesOct 11
New episode alert! @ThePatricIsReal is joined by returning guest co-host @atonofbricks to review Saint Maud! Also discuss favorite horror films & more! Tune in & Lets TOCMovies 👇🏻 linktr.ee/tocmovies #filmtwt #horror
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Two Skateboards@TwoSk8boardsOct 8
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Randy “RAGS” Johnson
@iamragsOct 6
So umpires are getting scrutinized and lambasted for missing pitches an 1/8” of an inch to an inch off the plate that really isn’t the plate as MLB only counts the back half of home plate. Imagine being told you are wrong by a computer that the pitch you called a strike because it caught the front half of the plate is actually a ball. Then getting crap from all the younger, nerdy generation because it’s so EZ to tell if a pitch is a strike at 100 mph or a ball from your fucking couch. Get a grip people. They won’t call the real zone because hitters would struggle more than they do now. Imagine that.
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