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paige

@auntfigure

We are all going to make it

 chicago
Joined January 2023
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What i don’t know can’t hurt me
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And it’s my male high school English teacher
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namoradas podem ser várias mas a mulher que te fez criar uma conta no letterboxd só existe uma
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Why the fuck is Lake Geneva on my feed
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@FreddyLA7Nov 6
Our last drive through Small Town America on this trip ❤️🇺🇸 We’re gonna miss this.
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Had a dream where I really had to pee and then I woke up in the middle of the night and really had to pee….. love when my body does that 😎
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Tooth pain on 10 Please kill me
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Brewers World Series victory has evidently closed the portal to Hell opened by the Cubs 2016 title. Our long national nightmare is over
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@SemperRawNov 2
At the University of Michigan, a woman confronted students at a Turning Point USA debate table, demanding to see their permit before slapping one of them across the face on camera. Campus police tackled and handcuffed her moments later. As she was led away, she shouted, "I should have killed you while I had the chance."
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n@ctrlarchiveNov 2
happy november
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Every day I log onto this app and make myself feel sick to my stomach
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Scheduled to work but I woke up with Norovirus so I called off All my coworkers are gonna think I’m weak and hungover fuck everything
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🂱@laylologyOct 30
God, grant me the bello to accept the things I cannot change, the papoi to change the things I can, and the banana to know the difference
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Last years Halloween was kind of perfect tbh
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Walking around in the city during Halloweekend looking at everybody’s costumes and you’re also in a costume 😊
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A Brewers Championship tonight
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Taking 6 classes so I can graduate this March
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Is there anyone in the world I can talk about this with music.apple.com/us/album/lov…
Love In The Dark by @ on Apple Music

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One time a woman came into my work and told me she’s on the BSSSSSS diet (Bread Salad Slaw Salad Slaw Salad Slaw)
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I put charisma in my lingo and she fell for me
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What happened to holistic thinking. What happened to dialectical thinking. What happened to Honestly I think it depends
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Just got my first connection on LinkedIn 😍😍I am a senior in my undergrad 😍
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I was made for more than this Linkedin life
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