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Opinions are divided as to which breed of foreign termites are more notorious for public shitting in Australia, after an African was caught shitting on the floor at Mullalloo Beach in Perth at the weekend.
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"Elohim worshippers from the @AustralianJA have slammed a plan which would also see Australian students learn who did the King David Hotel bombing, the Lavon affair, the attack on the USS Liberty and 9/11"
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"This is outrageous, no foreign parasite deserves to be killed by a man made homeless and pushed out of society by the endless importation of foreign parasites. I will ensure the full force of the law applies selectively once again," @BenCarrollMP said.
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Melbourne's Chinese community have paid tribute to a Chinese Hungry Panda rider stabbed to death in the Melbourne CBD, by continuing their tradition of pulling up to their nearest homeless charity in Audis and Mercs and stealing food intended for homeless people
Australian woman calls out a line of majority Asian people standing at a food bank line for taking advantage of a service designed for struggling Australians living on the streets. Aren’t the conditions for foreigners getting visas that they come here with the ability to support themselves? If not why are they even letting them come here in the first place? Should deport any foreigner caught exploiting something like this.
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An inquiry has been launched into how a middle aged Chinese male was given a student visa to remit money back to China for almost ten years, after he was stabbed in the Melbourne CBD on the weekeend.
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Most of Australia are quietly hoping some insufferable Greek tosser who screams at people for 10 minutes on the weekend for a commission will eventually neck himself, as property prices continue to slide. "Him and Bouris need to fuck off permanently' one commenter said.
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New stats on Senate Estimates has shown the quarterly gathering of public servants is now essentially all women over 40 proving how fucking useless they are, while taking six figures home each year. 'May as well rename it Longhouse Estimates and be done with it'
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The Liberals will push to have sodomy all over Parliament House and not just in the prayer room, in a desperate bid to remain relevant in 2028. 'Being fucked in the arse is a long held conservative value' poofter Tim Wilson MP said.
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Andrew Bolt has laid out the case for jailing Ben Roberts-Smith, in his latest offering of cuckoldery and right wing gatekeeping on Jews24.
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A new report has told farmers and the relevant supermarket chains to fuck off and invest in robots and Australians, instead of re-establishing the kanaka trade.
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"Iran may have shown that you obviously need nukes and a delivery system to stop being bombed by Israel, but we can't afford them in the midst of a massive national property price crisis. I may have to sell my 4th investment property in Noosa," Peter Garrett said
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A fiery @OneNationAus leader @PaulineHansonOz has told Senate Estimates about the unacceptable delay in agricultural slave labor visas, severely impacting the pipeline to Islander gangs in Logan. "I've had a bloody gutful of shootings in Sydney being delayed by bureaucrats."
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One Nation leader @PaulineHansonOz has told a WA audience about the need for more foreign slaves on farms for Wesfarmers, as the rug pulls keep coming on her voter base. "The smart ones knew all along but this bitch is speedrunning to become Uniparty 2.0"
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A Melbourne man has asked why the world's most retarded and inbred supremacist cult has an office less than 100 metres from Parliament House in Melbourne. "I'm sure politicians in Victoria putting Israel before everything else has nothing to do with it" Chris said.
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Victorians will head to the polls in less than 4 weeks, as both @BenCarrollMP and Jess Wilson court votes as to who will be the new premier of South Mumbai. Both have received strong support from @narendramodi who apparently 'isn't fussed' who his next quisling is.
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A new report has found tha @stephhodginsmay never actually made the controversial phone call and no one gives a fuck about her brand of longhouse bullshit. "She humped the wailing wall in Israel in 2017, what an amazing cohencidence she's attacking masculinity," the report said.
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A historic result in the US midterms yesterday, as Jews have won another election, set to escalate both the Ukraine and Iranian wars. The win drew the usual insufferably smug commentary you've heard a million times from Gen X losers on the ABC and elsewhere.
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A dreary eyed ASIO boss Mike Burgess has decided to turn up for his annual kabuki theatre at Senate Estimates today, before heading back home to watch the Israeli election and find out who his next boss will be.
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'@Greens' leader @DavidShoebridge has used Senate Estimates to grill Home Affairs head Stephanie Foster, as to why visas for frail Indian grandmothers that will sit in aged care and the hospital syste weren't being fast-tracked."
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A new report is asking the question why Generation X is full of self-loathing, civic nationalist retards such as @shallowchal @big_chocky and most of @OneNationAus' voter base. 'They somehow need their pat on the head from all the brown people they won't deport,' the report said
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