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@averagebear_

self proclaimed greatest man to ever breathe.

 Upstairs, going hard
Joined April 2012
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How ass is Zinchenko? nitter.gq/AshleyRodrigzl/status/…
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I don’t hate a lot of things… okay I lied I hate a lot of things but one of the things at the top of that list is DJs that can’t mix properly. Might as well slap on smart shuffle
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Never mentioned black women once mind you
Tierra and KC lover✨️ (@Nimaintaipei) profile pictureTierra and KC lover✨️@NimaintaipeiOct 30
He calls black women complimenting him as abusive sexualisation 😭😭 ohhhh he hates black women so much
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Kmt no it’s not
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@JalenCarterDPOYOct 30
What’s your favorite artist of all time? It’s gonna shock everyone but mine is Lil Peep.
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Good LORD I’m sexy faaaaack
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Man shut up and book the product like a competent somebody
Triple H (@TripleH) profile pictureTriple H
@TripleHOct 30
This isn’t a video game … you did that!!! …next time we’ll work on getting you some entrance music.
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At what age does β€œjourney juice” become dΓ©classΓ©?
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@BjaySwagOct 29
being a millennial manager is giving feedback like this: β€œlook, I personally dgaf. But I need you to do XYZ so these mfs don’t come saying nothing to me!!!”
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ADHD is absolutely a disability but it doesn’t exactly impair one’s ability to catch a train
Luke Morgan-Tuffs (@luketuffs) profile pictureLuke Morgan-Tuffs
@luketuffsOct 29
I have adhd. This is ridiculous. Stop giving stuff away for free. It is not a disability. I do not want free stuff for being a little all over the shop at times πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­
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I mean if you’re smelling damp and mould everywhere you go…
Ash (@theashrb) profile pictureAsh
@theashrbOct 28
Why does everyone smell so…… damp and mouldy…?
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Yeah I’m signing it still
Daily Loud (@DailyLoud) profile pictureDaily Loud
@DailyLoudOct 30
Happy 56th birthday to Nia Long πŸŽ‰
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Damn all the good stuff
Ollie (@0lliOlli) profile pictureOllie@0lliOlliOct 30
Watching face sitting is now punishable by up to 2 years in prison. Just another day on Normal Island.
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Best what?
Big Mobii (@mobiiszn) profile pictureBig Mobii
@mobiisznOct 29
what's the best condom rn?
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β€œI’ll take a box of 24 please”
RozπŸ‡¬πŸ‡Ό (@RozzaCampos) profile pictureRozπŸ‡¬πŸ‡Ό@RozzaCamposOct 30
A Guinean Princess πŸ‡¬πŸ‡ΌπŸ‘‘
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I’ve said it 1000 times, Arteta and Havertz are in a homosexual relationship
Bertie Wanless (@PoshBertie) profile pictureBertie Wanless@PoshBertieOct 30
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One of the best things about being 30+ is that none of my friends or women I date wanna do this anymore. Back in the yard 1am latest
ChubbsπŸ’« (@YoChubbs_) profile pictureChubbsπŸ’«@YoChubbs_Oct 29
DATING A GIRL WHO ALWAYS WANTS TO GO TO ANOTHER SPOTπŸ˜‚
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jean de la spliff 🌍@johnnyspliffsOct 28
You need one plantain black friend so you can rock up to Afrobeats and have carnival motives patterned and one alternative black friend so you can have Halloween and ukunderground motives patterned. Such is balance in this ukblack life
ameera β€ŽπŸͺ­ (@venuvelli) profile pictureameera β€ŽπŸͺ­@venuvelliOct 28
Black people in the U.K. are too African wdym there are no Halloween events omd are you guys aunties and uncles?!?
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So many Africans and Caribbeans are so bad at running businesses. Barbershop full to the brim of customers and you chose now of all time to get your locs washed??? Be fucking serious man
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BURN EVERY SLOW WALKER ALIVE
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If you see me hittin this at Elrow mind your business
MeshπŸ‡§πŸ‡§ (@rahsh33m) profile pictureMeshπŸ‡§πŸ‡§
@rahsh33mOct 29
This dance done seriously grew on me πŸ˜‚
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@TheHateCentral2Oct 29
The wait is over…. 🌟 Tomorrow. #BallonDont
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