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self proclaimed greatest man to ever breathe.

Upstairs, going hard
Joined April 2012
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being a millennial manager is giving feedback like this: β€œlook, I personally dgaf. But I need you to do XYZ so these mfs don’t come saying nothing to me!!!”
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You need one plantain black friend so you can rock up to Afrobeats and have carnival motives patterned and one alternative black friend so you can have Halloween and ukunderground motives patterned. Such is balance in this ukblack life
Black people in the U.K. are too African wdym there are no Halloween events omd are you guys aunties and uncles?!?
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The wait is over…. 🌟 Tomorrow. #BallonDont
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How ass is Havertz
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Nick wright going crazy πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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Oh look the French government has been forced to concede to the protesting students. Who woulda thought that revolting actually works
BREAKING: France offers students $4.5 billion in school renovations and education reforms in a bid to end nationwide protests that have erupted into riots & looting.
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β€œI’d die if I had to name five Jay-Z songs”
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Been pronouncing his name the Nigerian way this whole time lol
AZ Chike's Perfect 10 is "slept on"
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Eagles: Jordan you’re making it $78 million please do something!! Jordan Davis:
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Asda cancelled the orders because you people are actually stupid. It’s not everything you must take a picture of and post. Sometimes just enjoy and be quiet.
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Then sell the houses back to the public!
Airbnb hosts are threatening to boycott the platform over its ban on checkout chores Some claim guests will β€œrob us of toilet paper” and leave properties a mess
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Jorja Smith … #BallonDor
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HE WENT WHAT ON WHO? AT THE WHAT AWARDS? HDHDBDBDBXB WHAT?!
.@FrencHMonTanA opens the 70th Ballon d'Or Ceremony red carpet! #ballondor
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Paul Levesque 2.5 seconds after taking his seat in gorilla during Crown Jewel because β€œit’s what we do”
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Someone needs to build an app called LinkedOut where employees share the real reasons they quit their toxic jobs.
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Aged like fine wine.
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Its insane how she got away with using black culture as an aesthetic only to discard it as soon as she wanted to be taken seriously as an actress. 2026 Ariana v 2019 Ariana are 2 completely different people. Zara is doing the same exact thing and its crazy people cant see it
that blaccent was THICK.
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I swear the pain United are going through right now is not enough. Let them suffer even more.
Crazy Commentary Lines πŸŽ™οΈ β€œNobody’s Touched Him”
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Manchester United brought so much pain and misery to my childhood. I could never imagine they would become such a potent source of joy and laughter in my adulthood.
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Spent the majority of my formative years watching Man United dominate English football for two decades. Every defeat energises me. Gimme more of that pain
Boo's ring out at Old Trafford after Manchester United's 3-0 defeat to Bournemouth ❌
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