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ayan

@ayanyx
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Joined September 2011
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ayan@ayanyxAug 13
nerja 🇪🇸
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he’s so special man, deserves much better
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Kobbie Mainoo’s game by numbers vs. Aston Villa: 91% pass accuracy 83 touches 21 line-breaking passes (!!!) 20 carries 15 defensive contributions 11 duels contested 10 passes into the final third 8 duels won Outstanding. 👏👏👏
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dalot being booed, great stuff
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Cunha is the man you need when you’re 20th ngl he loves it
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should we all k ourselves?
Lyés (@LyesBouzidi10) profile pictureLyés
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could be having the worst day of your life and here comes your favorite sports team to make it worse
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not your preference fairs but taking the piss out of people for things out of their control is so incredibly cringe
b (@mrtvstar) profile pictureb@mrtvstarNov 7
matched w someone who was 5'6 on tinder bc he was cute so i asked if he rlly was that short and he was like you want someone 6 foot then said "you're missing out" so i said "missing out on what? you not being able to reach the top shelf at the grocery store?"
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guys i think there’s something sacred in the mundane
dosa (@dishandthecity) profile picturedosa@dishandthecitySep 27
and if you’re free later maybe we can live a million ordinary days together
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Mon père il vient de faire des pizzas pour la première fois de sa vie il nous parle d’ouvrir une pizzeria
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Will@willreynerNov 7
Maresca getting dunked on by Jackson and Delap in consecutive weeks #funny
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she runs outside and comes back acting like butter wouldn’t melt
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zac@ModernWrightyNov 5
back in my day if someone said they shopped at M&S you’d call them a snob
EO (@_ezeo_) profile pictureEO
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the chokehold M&S has on this country needs to be studied
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mood every time it crosses my mind
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h🪐p (@HWestwoodP) profile pictureh🪐p@HWestwoodPNov 6
I’m having some work done on my car so wandered round Old Trafford to kill some time and it’s an ancient ginormous ugly shithole BUT idk how every United fan isn’t totally up in arms about the idea of moving and there aren’t people chaining themselves to the stadium to protest it
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hate modern stadiums so much
ayan (@ayanyx) profile pictureayan@ayanyx29 Jul 2024
someone needs to chain themselves to old trafford in protest so they don’t knock it down
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friends are doing a book club and i asked has anyone read the book (they haven’t) when i can’t even remember what book we’re meant to be reading
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.@dvdrgyNov 5
No lead is safe at the East Stand
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O@isthisosmanNov 5
Little things.
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i say this every year but fireworks would be banned under my regime
Pop Base (@PopBase) profile picturePop Base
@PopBaseNov 5
Today is Guy Fawkes Night (AKA Bonfire Night) in the UK.
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we’ve had enough
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Everyone’s being purposely obtuse. If I pay you for soft glam and you later find out I got married… so??? I paid for what you did. If I now come to you complaining that the makeup didn’t last then that’s on me!
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