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my horny retweets are either about devil's minion, me, or both, good luck guessing which ✌️
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daniel sending recordings of him touching himself and whimpering whenever they’re apart and he misses armand. armand’s self control shatters so fast until he’s already at daniel’s door pushing his way inside 🤭
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professor molloy on the phone with his wife while armand is distracting him on purpose because he’s needy and wants undivided attention
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"daniel had no motivation to release revenge porn" have u ever considered that at his core daniel is just a dick. and he did have motivation. but he's also childish and a dick.
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Armand is still weird about feeding himself so Daniel makes cuts on his own fingertips and makes Armand suck on them
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My idea of DM fluff is just Armand biting and kitten licking Daniel’s wounds for the lil blood treat and Daniel gets to enjoy the attention. If Armand could purr he would.
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daniel has had the hottest wife for 52 years and didn’t even realize it.. i hope he’s making up for lost time by eating armand out on every available surface
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me causing my parents divorce by asking for a hoola hoop out of the attic and turns out my dad had a secret meth lab up there and was growing weed
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"cliches are boring"
me when the character that started out with good intentions gets progressively more unhinged and downright fucking insane the longer the story goes on
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writing a long fic is constantly dreaming up future scenarios that I can’t share yet and banging my head against a wall to figure out the next sequential piece of the story

























