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Baz

@bazlyons

It wasn’t like this when I got here.

 Kildare, Ireland
Joined June 2011
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They’re taking about what @theJeremyVine is calling “pervert glasses” on his radio 2 show which is a good excuse to post this (again)
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I totally envision Trump renaming the San Andreas Fault to Joe Biden’s Fault, and I am just putting this out there so I can say I predicted it one day.
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ICE must be shitting it.
Sean Parnell (@SeanParnellASW) profile pictureSean Parnell
@SeanParnellASWJul 19
Reminder—if you kill Americans: We will HUNT YOU DOWN without apology and without hesitation — AND WE WILL KILL YOU.
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#NZLvIRE
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They have to move the dead Senators quickly so Bobby Jr. doesn't try to eat them.
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Dana White thinks Conor McGregor may have torn his ACL. That's an extremely painful injury so let's hope he's right.
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Guy admits he would fuck roadkill if God wasn't watching him: "Checkmate atheists"
Rock Solid (@ShitpostRock) profile pictureRock Solid
@ShitpostRockJul 10
The best logical fallacy to give an atheist when discussing morals is to ask them why it's morally wrong to have intercourse with roadkill It's dead it will not feel anything, nobody will know and there are no victims If you ask a Christian or Buddhist why it's morally wrong, they will tell you it's because the body retains inherent dignity as part of God's creation (or the sacred flow of life), and desecrating it violates divine/natural order, harms your soul/karma, and shows disrespect, even if no one feels it or knows An atheistic worldview of this question taken to its extreme, concludes that intercourse with roadkill is tantamount to masturbation and nothing more
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Well, that’s probably for the best considering that she’s dead, Laurence. Have some respect.
Laurence Fox (@LozzaFox) profile pictureLaurence Fox
@LozzaFoxJul 10
Would definitely not shag this nasty little thing.
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"Anyone who has served in the Israeli Forces in Gaza since October 2023 should be considered a suspect in relation to war crimes, crimes against humanity, and the crime of genocide" -Chris Sidoti, UN Commission of Inquiry on Palestine
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Yes, we have bellends here as well.
Pigskin Peete (@PeetePigskin) profile picturePigskin Peete
@PeetePigskinJun 25
Hey England? You ever seen one of these before?
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They said this about the algae too.
Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) profile pictureAaron Rupar
@atruparJun 18
JD Vance: "The nuclear weapons program is destroyed. it is gone." (Bookmark this one!)
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"I was just following orders" was rejected as a defence at the Nuremberg trials by the way
Daily Iran News (@DailyIranNews) profile pictureDaily Iran News
@DailyIranNews18 Sep 2025
Israeli soldiers confirm that Netanyahu is forcing them to eliminate innocent children.
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Andy Goode is genuinely ruining a great game here. Shut the fuck up about the ref, you’re not some gammon in a pub, you’re getting paid to provide insight about the game. Every single passage of play man
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.@aIlTxsMay 3
English commentators suck balls. By far the most biased in the business, they saw a completely inconclusive ‘high’ hit from behind on Barbery and immediately say high and yellow while the TMO who has every angle hasn’t called it🤣 #UBBvBAT #BORvBAT
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If Starmer wants to ban the phrase "globalise the intifada" I propose we ban the phrase "Israel has the right to defend itself". After all, it could constitute an act of incitement to genocide - since that's what Israel does when it "defends" itself
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So Israel destroyed every other building except the Hamas headquarters?
Ora Levitt 🇮🇱 חיילת צה"ל 🇮🇱 עם ישראל חי (@IDFsoldiergirl) profile pictureOra Levitt 🇮🇱 חיילת צה"ל 🇮🇱 עם ישראל חי
@IDFsoldiergirlApr 30
The Gazans are angry: A huge Israeli flag hung on what used to be the Hamas regime headquarters building in the city of Rafah. Am Israel Chai! #Israel
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A house fire. It was a house fire NEAR a fucking synagogue. This is what I’m talking about when I say this antisemitism moral panic is artificially created. Pure journalistic malpractice.
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7 adolescenti ebrei israeliani hanno linciato e ucciso a sangue freddo un ebreo israeliano nero etiope, il Giorno dell'Indipendenza di Israele, perché aveva chiesto loro di non vandalizzare la pizzeria in cui lavorava. La supremazia ebraica violenta e razzista rappresenta una minaccia letale per tutti. Israele ha ammesso di aver sterilizzato donne ebree di origine etiope di colore, A LORO INSAPUTA, per mantenere una maggioranza ebraica Bianca.
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