@bbyspoon.bsky.social

whoever signed me up for Trump text messages i’m so sorry for whatever i did to you

to have a tummy ache on the eve of my birthday?? evil

with a full 8 hours worth of gymnastics showing today, i’m prepared to be a menace on this app

i love the olympics because i get to just deep dive into sports i otherwise never hear about

i’ve seen too many cyber trucks lately & every person in the drivers seat looks like this

my insatiable desire for fun little drinks in ruining my life. why can’t i just like water

i love to see the train divided with women in one end, smiling at each other and talking about recent reads, and the other end is four men sitting in silence.

i wish this hellish weather killed the cicadas but no

the carnivore diet videos on instagram make me scream. like what a deranged disordered eating pattern

i love whatever coach/child chooses the HBO show theme remix for a floor routine. this 9 year old has NO IDEA what white lotus is but the remix slaps

i get more right-wing merch ads on instagram every day (i always hide/block them because im trying to fix my algorithm) and i gotta say this shit reeks of “pick me” neediness and a desire to feel special

cannot remember the website database of american church cookbooks for the life of me now that I want it for a themed party

finally watching quiet on set & the immediate cartoon network erasure… bummer

me looking at new places on zillow

i’d love it if instagram didn’t force a 3-part ad during every single story

i’m sorry, the SWAT games?? we have a cop olympics now?? theguardian.com/us-news/2024…

a late night shower just feels better something about reclaiming my time at night

what good is any law if it’s not upheld?

i think i finally jump off the deep end and apply to grad school

would love for @madewell to figure out their app, i’m tired of making orders that don’t go through but take my rewards anyway 🤷🏻‍♀️