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until the day I die I will never understand why he was even still allowed to run after this
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due to foreseen circumstances well within my control I will be spiraling
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hey sorry i can’t make it tonight i’m hanging out disrespectfully with women in unstable places from my wild recent past
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James Cameron about to make the craziest titanic sequel you've ever seen
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babe wake up Silicon Valley assholes have “innovated” privatized municipal composting into a subscription service on Instagram
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If you're not committed enough to Chicago to live in it, you're not qualified to lead it. It's as simple as that.
EXCLUSIVE from @heathercherone and me: @PaulVallas is a front runner for Chicago Mayor, but his legal primary residence is in South Suburban Palos Heights. Vallas moved into an apartment in Bridgeport last year where he registered to vote.
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i stopped writing because nothing i wrote could ever pass the "who cares?" test that i made up in my head
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i love being in bed. i don’t understand how people don’t get into bed and immediately feel happier. Sometimes I get into bed and that is my activity, just being in bed, because that’s how happy it makes me. I just lay there and think about how I’m in my bed and I’m happy about it
































