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Despondent MN Fan retweeted
Christian Ponder Matt Kalil Shariff Floyd Cordarrelle Patterson Xavier Rhodes Teddy Bridgewater Trae Waynes Laquon Treadwell Mike Hughes Garrett Bradbury JJ Jeff Gladney (RIP) Darrisaw Lewis Cine Addison JJ McCarthy Dallas Turner Donovan Jackson Caleb Banks I’ll take my chances trading a first round pick.
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The question isn’t whether the Vikings need a quarterback. The question is, can *anyone* succeed in this offense? If not, keep the picks.
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Jaden McDaniels block replay
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Plugging your iPod into a cassette tape and then putting that it in your cars tape player to play music
Millennials, what was considered completely NORMAL in 2005 that would be absolutely unhinged today?
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It’s amazing how many Vikings QBs get injured during games without showing any signs of getting injured 😀
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"That's why I love playing against Minnesota. Jaden McDaniels stands up on his own and guards ad doesn't ask for help, don't say nothing. He just plays and I really respect him."
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"Week to week" is the definition of a soft benching.
Kyler Murray will be “week to week” now.
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... BUT WE GOT JADEN McDANIELS
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it's scary hours in superflex
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That was Perry Ellis’s freshman season.
BREAKING: Kansas has elected its first Democratic senator since 1932
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Despondent MN Fan retweeted
It cannot be overstated how much your quality of life decreases when it gets dark at 5pm instead of 7pm
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Only one day left
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The only thing that would sway my vote this election is six text messages from an unidentified number during my work day.
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How productive I'm going to be at work tomorrow
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Buccaneers beat Atlanta 16-0 without completing a pass. They are the first NFL team since the 1974 Buffalo Bills to win a game without completing a pass.
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Have the Vikings considered walking up to the booth and seeing if Tom Brady wants to win another Super Bowl?
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The two best defenses in the NFL 1. Vikings 2. Vikings opponent that week
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yea this was FILTHY.
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The fact that it’s not a Miller Lite and a Kwik Trip breakfast sandwich tells you all you need to know.
BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS
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When I wake up on November 4th and don’t have to see any more political ads or text messages.
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