Hoosiers | ATO box muncher | golf purist | recovering alcoholic | 37% tax bracket | 0.6 handicap
Sea Island, Georgia
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Beaux Stretcherson II JD retweeted
My greatest fear about marriage is that I'll be working long long days and she'll just be at home marinating her brain in this stuff
Beaux Stretcherson II JD retweeted
-High school sports
-College parties
-hot girls outnumber put-together dudes 2000 to 1
-sleepovers with your boys staying up til 2AM watching Interstellar
-get jacked
-crush it at work
-find an honest woman (with a good body)
-host banger dinner parties
-live in the same town with your friends coaching your kids’ Little League team together
-be a hot strong dad
-be the house everyone in your town wants to be at on Thanksgiving
-you’re spinning on a sphere in an infinite universe and the fact you’re alive is a 1 in 500 trillion miracle
You’re so lucky it’s absurd and you have nothing to lose :)
Beaux Stretcherson II JD retweeted
“Indiana is not the team they were last year”
You mean one of the best seasons in the history of modern day college football?
That’s the bar? lol
Same time last year - same narrative from the same folks.
Nebraska game is analogous to the Iowa game from last year.
Beaux Stretcherson II JD retweeted
Looking ahead to Indiana-Ohio State, one thing that stands out to me is the size disparity in the trenches.
Ohio State O-line avg: 6'5, 315 lbs
Indiana D-line avg: 6'1, 289 lbs
On average, that's a 4-inch, 34 lb difference -- significant. #iufb
Beaux Stretcherson II JD retweeted
College Gameday on Saturday:
Desmond: I’m gonna go with Indiana
Bryce Young: I’ve got Nebraska with the upset
Kirk: I’ll take Indiana
Pat McAfee:
Beaux Stretcherson II JD retweeted
Half the books you were "forced" to read in high school are actually spectacular, you just didn't have the emotional maturity to understand them yet.
Beaux Stretcherson II JD retweeted
This Cornell shit is gonna play out exactly like the Duke Lacrosse thing
