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Writer, cultural observer, closet medievalist with the prudishness of a Victorian. Everyone secretly believes in the Great Chain of Being as much as I do.

Babylonian Exile
Joined January 2017
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How you want twitter to see you vs. What you actually are
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Real Austen hipsters prefer the 1980 BBC P&P with Elizabeth Garvie and David Rintoul. Or for a true deep cut, the 1967 black and white TV serial (also BBC.)
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The real problem with modern Austen adaptations is that they are mawkish in the extreme. Her books are essentially anti-sentimental but the prevailing sentiment here is soppiness. Her keen observation of human foibles and brutal moral judgement is absent in modern adaptations.
A new trailer for ‘PRIDE AND PREJUDICE’ starring Emma Corrin and Jack Lowden has been released. Premiering December 3 on Netflix.
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Happy Birthday to-day to Evelyn Waugh (1903–1966), one of the finest novelists of the 20th century. Brideshead Revisited (and its brilliant TV adaptation) gets the lion's share of the glory nowadays, but I'm a sucker for Decline and Fall. Celebrate by reading one of his books!
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Land acknowledgment at the Spirit Halloween but for the store that was there before
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Saying the Cursed Child is canon
What’s the biggest mistake that J.K. Rowling made with Harry Potter?
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“My Cousin Rachel” drinking game: shot every time the narrator refers to “my cousin, Rachel.”
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Perfect recipe for a blackout.
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People who hate on the time-turner in The Prisoner of Azkaban are joyless sci-fi loving autists.
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Feeling sick and a bit discouraged by a few knocks in life….“Wow, pain at the top of the head? Maybe I have brain cancer and this will be thankfully over soon” is the attitude of the moment.
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Everything Baz Luhrman has ever made.
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Genesis 6:6: "The Lord regretted that he had made human beings on the earth, and his heart was deeply troubled."
I just saw this in the kindle store and now you all have to suffer along with me
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Thinking about how Sirius Black bought a 14 year old the equivalent of an F1 racecar
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This is Horace Slughorn erasure.
This has been an element of HP fanfic for decades: Fans really want a complex, redeemable Slytherin, but JKR basically wrote them as Just Plain Evil.
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Fanfic should never be shat out by AI, fanfic should be written by a human being with something wrong with them
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Georgette Heyer, the originator of the regency romance genre, was read equally by men and women in her lifetime. Her books often have complex and dynamic male characters. Reprints of her books are now given frilly pink covers that no man would want to be seen reading in public.
Malfoid is proof that there is an untapped market for Romance novels aimed at men, but since publications are run by women there's zero chance of such literature getting published.
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'Gone With the Wind', while not strictly a romance novel, is the originator of many of the tropes of the modern romance novel hero. Insane best seller appealing to both sexes, and winner of the Pulitzer prize.
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The only well written fanfic is by middle-aged hobbyist writers.
One very important takeaway from the Malfoid trend right now is that most fan fiction is very badly written.
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People discoursing about Snape but who know nothing of the Snapewives….
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