@benjaminapple

Comedy writer in Los Angeles. Formerly @LateNight, @UCB, @Ranker, @theonion, @livefromhereapm

 Los Angeles, CA
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Joined August 2007
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I am positive one of George Washinton Carver's uses for a peanut was baby noseplugs, because well, it sounds adorable.
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