@bentbrown

as the free-fall advances i'm the moron who dances. he/him. profile pic credit: @kaganmcleod @zdarsky

 The Lost City of Atlanta
Joined June 2009
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Now suspend all the politicians who run campaign ads while posing with guns, Adam Silver
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ChrisRTS@ChrisRTS16 Jun 2023
Jermaine O'Neal and Ben Wallace got suspended 31 total for malice at the palace NBA is dumb
Shams Charania
@ShamsCharania16 Jun 2023
The NBA is suspending Memphis Grizzlies star Ja Morant for 25 games, sources tell @TheAthletic @Stadium.
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David Hughes@david8hughes5 Jan 2015
Judas: still on for Friday? Jesus: Friday? Judas: yeah, the last supper Jesus: the what? Judas: supper. Normal supper with the fellas
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NOT A WOLF@SICKOFWOLVES1 Feb 2021
I HOPE THIS E-MAIL DOES NOT FIND YOU I HOPE YOUR CHAIR HAS GROWN OVER WITH MOSS I HOPE A PLEASANT BUT UNOBSERVED BEAM OF LIGHT HITS YOUR DESK PERFECTLY THROUGH THE COLLAPSED CEILING I HOPE THE SILENCE IS DEAFENING
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So close!! That is a skeleton 💕
Article showing photo of a skull. Headline: Scientists find evidence of ‘ghost population’ of ancient humans

ALT Article showing photo of a skull. Headline: Scientists find evidence of ‘ghost population’ of ancient humans

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Josh Mankiewicz@JoshMankiewicz13 Nov 2022
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hasanabi
@hasanthehun13 Nov 2022
billionaires are so brazen about being above the law that they think any matter of warranted congressional action is considered abuse
Elon Musk
@elonmusk13 Nov 2022
Replying to @People4Bernie @SenMarkey @washingtonpost
Are you suggesting the Senator will abuse his political power to attack me?
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Imran Khan@imranzomg10 Nov 2022
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
@AOC3 Nov 2022
One guy’s business plan for a $44 billion over-leveraged purchase is apparently to run around and individually ask people for $8. Remember that next time you question yourself or your qualifications.
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At the risk of stating the obvious, if the birth rate exceeds the death rate, Japan will eventually become infinite and fill the entire universe. This would be a great loss for the universe. I am a smart man. I should own Twitter.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk7 May 2022
Replying to @wholemars
At risk of stating the obvious, unless something changes to cause the birth rate to exceed the death rate, Japan will eventually cease to exist. This would be a great loss for the world.
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Elongated Muskrat@bentbrown22 Jun 2022
I hate this place. This zoo. This prison. This reality... I can't stand it any longer. It's the smell, if there is such a thing. I feel saturated by it. I can taste your stink and every time I do, I fear that I've somehow been infected by it. #MyTwitterAnniversary
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Chris Thorburn@CBThorburn17 Apr 2020
Editor: You get those photos of Elliott Gould and Grover? Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked. Editor: what
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What white men look like when reviewing She-Hulk
Dan White@atdanwhite23 Oct 2022
‘Puppy Pals’ on Disney Kids is TERRIBLE. Every ep is “We have to go on an adventure to find my neighbor’s bike!” or some shit- who honestly watches this crap? Zero stakes. No character development. Horrible dialogue. Would take ‘Succession’ or ‘Mad Men’ over this garbage any day.
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Grace Binion, PhD@beercatphd11 Oct 2022
Adventure Team: Forever and For Always Edition (photo magic courtesy of wildcoastphoto.com)
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A student misspelled Freud as Fraud and can I award extra points for that?
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Jennifer Wright@JenAshleyWright11 May 2019
You can’t take organs from a corpse without the deceased’s written permission, even if it will save lives. When you outlaw abortion, you’re allowing women less bodily autonomy than the dead.
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I hate this place. This zoo. This prison. This reality... I can't stand it any longer. It's the smell, if there is such a thing. I feel saturated by it. I can taste your stink and every time I do, I fear that I've somehow been infected by it. #MyTwitterAnniversary
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Elongated Muskrat@bentbrown12 May 2022
Trying to take a break from Twitter but BEALE STREET BEATDOWN
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Trying to take a break from Twitter but BEALE STREET BEATDOWN
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