Computer Guy with a twitter lifeboat here: @berning@twit.social
Wilberforce, Ontario, Canada
Joined October 2008
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In 2017, I paid Cards Against Humanity to protect a pristine plot of border land from Trump’s racist wall. But then an even richer, more racist billionaire—Elon Musk—stole my land and dumped his shit all over it. @ElonMusk owes me $100. #ElonOwesMe100Bucks ElonOwesYou100Dollars.com
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“Whenever I’m about to do something, I think ‘Would an idiot do that?’ and if they would, I do not do that thing.” – Dwight Schrute
And what is the best way to spot an idiot? Look for the person who is cruel.
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Now that 🇨🇦 owns a An-124, will they redesignate it as the CC-124 Polarski ? 🤔
Today we announced the seizure of the Russian Antonov cargo aircraft at Pearson Airport. This sends a clear message to Russia that their illegal invasion continues to have consequences. We will always be there for the Ukrainian people. ⬇️
canada.ca/en/global-affairs/…
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This thread is the best summary of the case against Trump I've seen.
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It’s never going to stop being funny that a billionaire who could be doing literally ANYTHING up to and including going to space is spending his time doing tech support for Nazis and trying to trick people into spending $8 a month on a free website
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Imagine how much it would cost to hire LeBron James to write content for your website. Imagine miraculously getting him to do it for free. Imagine then driving him away from your website so you can fail to collect $96 from him annually
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Looks like maybe HIFI21 (KC-135) supporting Combat Air Patrol over Ottawa today with it’s gear gear down. Maybe @CobraBall3 can give insight to such a scenario?
Never seen this before, 22000 ft at 348 kt over Ottawa. Each orbit is different. @scottiebateman @FrankReardon1
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Joe Biden shot down the Chinese balloon, you sad dipshits will just have to go back to being mad at stoves
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The reason the missile fired hit the #ChineseSpyBalloon surveillance hardware was because that is the only thing the F-22’s radar could lock-on to?
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Totally wild! F-22 fires on the #ChineseSpyBalloon 🎈📌😎
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Looks like here we see the contrail of the missile and the F-22 that fired the shot at the #ChinaSpyBalloon 😮
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“My friends, you have angered the Ancient Red Dragon, who I previously informed you was not to be trifled with…”
This makes me sad: Action sports legend Block, 55, dies in snowmobile accident espn.com/racing/story/_/id/3…
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