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Wait, some of y’all are really trying to talk about Deshaun Watson as Comeback Player of the Year?
When the thing you’re “coming back” from is your own terrible behavior, that should disqualify you.
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I know I’m biased on this, but Indiana’s gotta be number one, right? That’s a banger flag
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Catholics: “The pope is right.”
Protestants: “The pope is wrong.”
Jon Gruden: “Tight Ends shouldn’t wear single digit numbers man. It’s downright soft. Imagine Rob Gronkowski wearing number 2? Tell you who looked good in number 2 was Derek Jeter. That was a cool guy man. Pull up the first pitch George Bush threw at the World Series.”
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A wetland is not wasted space waiting to be developed. It is part of nature’s infrastructure, storing excess water during floods, releasing it during dry periods and supporting entire ecosystems. Calling it useless land only makes sense if you ignore everything it does.
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instagram needs to understand that i’d rather jump off the chrysler building than download threads
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I want all of my appliances to be as dumb as possible. Give me the physical knobs and buttons. I don’t want to connect anything to wifi.
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How do I tell my homie that ball joints and control arms on a 33 year old rust belt car is not a weekend driveway project
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Tirico: “No one has thrown more pick sixes than Matthew Stafford in his career. That’s his 33rd”
Collinsworth 20 secs later: “You don’t see Matthew Stafford make mistakes like this very often.”
Jared. retweeted
Tirico: “Nobody in NFL history has thrown more pick 6s than Matthew Stafford.”
Collinsworth: “That’s not a mistake you see Stafford make very often.”
