half burner half amazing. inventor of “The Woodpecker”™️ -back2back national champ-
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The plan:
-gym
-5 beers
-Iowa-Wisconsin
-grill burgers blasting Dolly Parton
-4 more beers
-Florida-Georgia
-get randomly nostalgic for Junior Year of High School
-heated argument about Christian Ponder being better than Justin Herbert
-50 minutes getting fire to start (it lasts 90 seconds)
-order pizza
-take a moment to appreciate how lucky you are to be an able-bodied male living in a free country where gyms and Coke Zero exist and where hot girls outnumber put-together dudes 2000 to 1 and think to yourself ‘wow life is a miracle I’m so lucky to be alive’
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They can take the game out of Jacksonville, they can slap a sponsor on it, but no matter how hard they try, they cannot take the timeless tradition of taking it too far the night before Georgia Florida
What if anything are people doing for frat beach this year since the game is in ATL? Feel for the lads missing a year of this #replytweet #unc
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Imagine moving to this town to write a novel:
-9-11AM gym
-12-7PM write
-5 cups of coffee
-over-easy eggs & sourdough for dinner
-2 episodes of True Detective
-sleepovers 3 nights a week with the bartendress from the local dive bar
-smoke a joint with her Saturday night as your weekly treat
-repeat for 6 months
-some days 11 cups of coffee
Steaming hot bowl of homemade Asian noodle soup with chicken tonight #nihao #konnichiwa
making gumbo for Cajun themed murder mystery dinner at buddy’s house tonight my crib smells #sensational
