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There’s just no way around the fact that this is the funniest video of the entire year

I ran into my ex and her husband at the Lagos airport. We exchanged greetings. Conversation was easy. When I mentioned I was getting married the husband smiled, opened his wallet, and handed me three hundred dollars. Marriage support, he said. I collected it, thanked him, and

1938 btw😇😇😇

Ọ̀rúnmìlà lived on earth around 500 BCE, making him earlier than both Jesus Christ, whose birth is typically placed around 6–4 BCE, and the Prophet Muhammad, who was born around 570 CE. As a matter of fact, Olofin Obalufon Ogbogboderin likewise predated the two of them.

Nah Ekiti I first see association of cassava supplier in my life.

Lmaoooo efcc will sieze your money and send you to prison. You think this is how to clean money ??????

Never forget when KG stopped mid interview because he didn't like Craig Sager's outfit

Sat next to a 22-year-old kid at a poker table in Houston who got two $9,500 wire notifications on his phone in 40 minutes "Do you sell drugs?" "No, I pay off the IRS for guys who didn't save for taxes" Thought he was full of shit until he showed me his texts: Every April and October, thousands of local roofers, dentists, and medspa owners file their taxes and find out they owe the IRS $50,000 to $100,000 they don't have sitting in checking because they spent it all on trucks and payroll If they don't pay, the IRS hits them with an 8% interest rate, failure-to-pay penalties, and a federal tax lien that destroys their credit If they walk into their local bank and ask for a business loan to pay the IRS, the bank denies them on the spot because owing back taxes is an automatic red flag in bank underwriting So this 22-year-old kid took 15 local CPAs in Texas out to lunch and gave them a deal: "Every time one of your business clients gets hit with a $50k+ tax bill they can't pay in cash, put me on a 3-way text with them. If their personal credit score is over 700, I'll get them $80k to $120k in 0% business credit lines in 7 days so they can pay the IRS in full, and I'll send you $1,000 for the intro" Why can't the business owner just apply for a credit card himself? Because if a stressed dentist goes on chase. com at midnight and applies for a business card, the public algorithm caps his limit at $5,000 And if he applies at 4 banks in a row, all 4 banks pull Experian on the same morning, see the other inquiries, and auto-decline him The kid doesn't use public links. He sends the file straight to his Business Relationship Managers inside the banks and splits 4 applications across all 3 credit bureaus in a single 45-minute window: - Chase Ink Unlimited + Ink Cash ($55,000 at 0% APR for 12 months, pulls Experian) - Truist Business Cash ($35,000 at 0% APR for 12 months, pulls Equifax) - US Bank Triple Cash ($30,000 at 0% APR for 18 months, pulls TransUnion) Because each bureau sits in a separate silo, none of the banks see the other inquiries The owner gets $120,000 at 0% interest under his EIN (which reports to Dun & Bradstreet, so his personal credit report stays at 0% utilization) Then the owner goes on pay1040. com (the official IRS payment processor), pays his $80,000 tax bill on the 0% cards for a 1.75% fee that is 100% tax-deductible, and hits the sign-up bonuses on every card in a single afternoon (btw the $2,500 in sign-up bonus points literally pays the processor fee for him) The IRS is paid off, the federal tax lien never gets filed, and the owner has 12 to 18 months to pay the cards down at 0% interest instead of bleeding 8% to the government The kid isn't a lender or a broker and never touches a single dollar of the client's money. Once the $120,000 hits the owner's accounts, the owner wires him a 10% consulting fee ($12,000), the kid sends the CPA $1,000, and he keeps $11,000 profit from one 45-minute bank sequence Do you realise how many local CPAs have 20 clients sitting on unpaid tax extensions right now? I'm running a free 2-hour live class this Wednesday at 8pm EST showing you the exact 3-bureau bank sequence, my 1-page 10% consulting agreement, and the direct contact list for my personal bank Relationship Managers DM me "CPA" or grab your free seat at the link in the comments (and if you have any questions on how the 3-bureau split works, drop them below and I'll reply to everyone)

As a Yoruba (Oyo) from Ilorin, I won’t let anyone bully Oyo. Hierarchy isn’t necessarily about sacred beliefs; it is rooted in political power, military might and historical antecedents. You cannot place the Ooni above the Alaafin without confronting these historical realities.

Sorry oo , but what's bad if someone wants to vote for Seyi Makinde ?? Why should such person be insulted ? 😭

We will eat our own, then go to Zanzibar to feed their own 🤣