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I read books, yell at the Panthers, and eat pizza. I also do LEGO things and watch wrestling with my husband and dog. I love Friends more than you. (she/her)

Connecticut, USA
Joined July 2014
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GABBY WILLIAMS TONIGHT: • 30 POINTS • 4 BLOCKS • 3 REBOUNDS • 4/8 3PM • 38 MINUTES WNBA CHAMPION !!!!!!
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The worst part is the ref threw the flag AFTER the punch. Ref saw it with his own two eyes and STILL said it was on us. The Packers player even knew he was in the wrong. Should’ve been a 15 yard penalty to push them back to the 20. NFL officiating continues to be terrible. Sad.
These were not offsetting penalties, Marco Wilson was flagged 15 yards for a personal foul.
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Lauren retweeted
🚨 NFL HISTORY For the FIRST TIME in NFL history, 4 different QBs on the same team have thrown an interception. ALL within their first 10 pass attempts of the season! 😳
No Falcons QB has made it through 10 passes without throwing an INT: Cooper Rush: INT on 7th pass Jack Strand: INT on 1st pass Michael Penix Jr: INT on 3rd pass tua Tagovailoa: INT on 3rd pass
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For the record it’s fucking shameful that you couldn’t bring the W’s first franchise back without resorting to nefarious means and backdoor deals.
The name. The return. The Houston Comets are BACK, and the WNBA is coming home to H-Town. Don’t miss what’s next. GO COMETS GO! ☄️
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The fact that these dudes still dab and do the Superman whenever they’re in our stadium is crazy I don’t think any nfl player has had that type of aura since cam
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Bryce Young doing all this shit without his RB2, WR2, WR3, WR4, LT, LG, C, and RT btw Now imagine what it COULD look like #KeepPounding
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Fun fact: if you win 2 games the browns fan base will forgive u for raping at least 27 women
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Bryce Young — Through First 2 Games of season - 46/73 - 648 Pass Yards - 7 TDs - 1 INT - 113.3 Passer Rating
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Bryce Young today: • 23/37 • 371 Total Yards • 4 Total Touchdowns His defense gave up 59 points.
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Cameron Jerrell Newton and taking a #Panthers offense with Ted Ginn Jr. and Philly Brown as the leading wide receivers to a 15-1. Solved it.
How did Tom Brady not win MVP in 2015??
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Cameron Brink called Enes Kanter Freedom "a stupid piece of shit." The LA Sparks star says Kanter is "just trying to stay relevant" and believes that transgender players in the WNBA is a "non-issue."

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Lauren retweeted
Sophie Cunningham scored 2 points in 28 minutes for the Fever tonight. Thought I'd share these stats, since she wants us to talk about basketball now.
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Lauren retweeted
the first casa amor where i have no sympathy for anyone #loveislandusa
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5 nights a week at 8:35pm sharp #LoveIslandUSA
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Lauren retweeted
Sincere did Sol so dirty that’s who really played in all this. Melanie was a willing participant to his bullsh*t but not Sol. That’s so nasty of him. Get this weird mf out my villa NOW!
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Lauren retweeted
Paige Bueckers through 40 career games: — More points than Caitlin Clark — More assists than Chelsea Gray — More threes than Kelsey Plum — Higher FG% than A'ja Wilson — Higher 3PT% than Diana Taurasi
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top activities as a sports fan 1. watching a game on your phone while you’re out with friends and ruining the vibe for everyone by overreacting to every bad play your team makes 2. finding community with strangers daily by complaining about your sports team
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Rookie of the Year 🤝 Rookie of the MET Paige Bueckers captivates for the 2026 Met Gala!
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how it feels to listen to new Olivia Rodrigo music as an adult
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