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Do you take advantage of the new freedoms?

johannesburg south africa
Joined September 2011
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(Gun clicks behind you) You’ve read your last free article.
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went on a first date so bad we didn’t even consider kissing. just two civil war generals signing a treaty in a barn
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'obviously we will ensure that this one is not eaten by ants' I add during a lull in the adoption interview
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light bends around her she prepares for The Jolt, she winks once as she stops being here and starts being there
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just once, when I'm being chased on foot by a cop through the streets of New York, I'd like to choose an alley to run down that doesn't end with a high chain link fence that I desperately try & climb but the cop grabs my clothes, pulls me back down & throws me into some trashbags
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the scorched bones of Icarus fall into the sea in front of us, the children ask for an ice cream, bored
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what if volcanos shot out ice cream that would be rad
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it's imprisoned five miles under the mountain for good reason, but when it sings, I dream of opening the blast doors, just a fraction
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ritual murder on the Vatican moonbase, rumours of an angel seen on the Sea of Tranquility, Earth blue & silent, just static on the comlink
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Meat is a classic American dish
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the dark glass pyramid is a great child minder, look! the kids haven't moved all day, eyes blank, palms facing up, no I can't turn it off
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Would you be friends with a guy that could turn his cane into a snake and then back into a cane at will
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the little Microsoft paperclip guy only wanted to help, we forget that. if only we could forget that night, burying him alive in the desert.
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*gives oxygen*
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Sniper Elite / PC / Rebellion / 2005
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President Xi Jinping I’ve received the special message you sent me through my air conditioner. I will take care of Bill Maher
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Advertising is a form of psychological warfare that in popular culture, as in politics, is becoming harder to fight with aboveboard weapons. It's becoming damned near invincible. (1974)
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US Air Force Orbiting Vehicle 1-8
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Probably going to be reincarnated as something inflatable.
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the steel cables squeal as it leans on the bridge, your weapon status is 'charging'
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