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#fatheroftheyear 2014-15

 Massachusetts, USA
Joined September 2009
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The Jets learning who Hunter Henry is tomorrow
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The Yankees tie up the game with a home run A Yankee fan in the outfield:
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“I don’t need a filling or a root canal or anything right?” My dentist:
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Funny is funny. Cameraman cooked, I fear.
Rob Friedman (@PitchingNinja) profile pictureRob Friedman
@PitchingNinjaSep 21
Jason Benetti gets absolutely roasted by his own production crew with the camera cut after his Austro-Turkish War reference. 🤣
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Me walking by a bag of mulch at Home Depot
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Report: Jimothy named 178 times in the Epstein files.
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This has to be AI
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My daughters door dasher bringing her a latte
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AT@primediscussionJan 23
Came in to see wtf was going on for himself.
Remarks (@remarks) profile pictureRemarks
@remarksJan 23
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Bald eagle spotted on a Minnesota traffic camera.
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Me looking for the Patriots offense
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Ebo
@EBoKnowssJan 21
I’m loving weather twitter right now Everytime I refresh my feed it’s some colorful map of America, detailing a model I do not understand with the caption “I fear this is the one.” Or “Oh boy, buckle up.”
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The Bills need to grab @Belichick_B #billsmafia
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Drake Maye out for the season with a broken ankle.
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Charlie Kirk (@charliekirk11) profile pictureCharlie Kirk
@charliekirk1125 Nov 2013
Maybe the patriots should fumble again. That would help.
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NFL Memes
@NFLMemesJan 18
CJ Stroud against the Patriots
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Me suddenly realizing I get to watch football for two straight days now
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Replying to @MojangSupport
@MojangSupport yo, realms is down and I need to strip mine
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Again guys?
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Buck
@BuckOnTwidderJan 14
got a buddy who is praying for world war 3 so he can win $390 on polymarket
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Del Reid 🦬
@DelReidJan 12
Mike Monaghan (@lifewithmikey52) profile pictureMike Monaghan
@lifewithmikey52Jan 12
Highmark stadium is officially closed.
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Yuval Kordov
@YuvalKordovJan 8
Marco Rubio realizing he has to finish writing A Song of Ice and Fire.
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