sometimes i don't know enough - they/he

Joined January 2019
someone drunker than me on the train always makes me feel better...today that someone is holding a pbr
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actually this is for cantonese ppl
they really said white people come on in 😭
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nothing quite as euphoric as going on testosterone and finding out you have the big dick gene hallelujah
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Pioneering the “Irish Hello” where I turn up unannounced to a friend’s location
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we don't know how strong gorillas would be if they went to the gym
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Now imagine you're an apple, a pear, a plum, a strawberry, an orange, a cake, an ice cream, a pickle, cheese, salami, a lollipop, a cherry pie, a sausage, a cupcake, a watermelon, or a green leaf. Not so happy, is it
This is the happiest day of my life
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sandwich party was a success and probably one of the greatest ideas i’ve ever had. 10/10 would recommend throwing your own
i invented a new type of party called a sandwich party where everyone brings their own ingredients for a sandwich and we just kind of go nuts making sandwiches, i’m hosting my first one tomorrow and im so excited i feel like scooby doo
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어제 간 바에 칵테일 이름이 기니피그 관람료라서 궁금해서 미칠 것 같은 거임 결국 주문했는데 이런... 기니가 옴................
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king gizzard mosh pit
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Kid in the pub has a live chameleon in his rucksack
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beavers are so funny why are you a little rat doing hydraulic engineering
man i love beavers
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This video is clearly AI generated. The tree has leaves at both ends and a Beaver could not carry a tree like this. twitter.com/retrashado/sta…
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Imagine pounding a 30-rack with the boys here. The fact that I cant do this in America sickens me. xitter.cf/i/status/2036778513592…
In China’s Guilin, high-speed trains have become a sightseeing attraction.
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I started smoking when i was 18 because i thought once you turn 18 you're supposed to buy cigarettes and smoke them
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poop map has taught me that anywhere between 3 poops a day and 3 poops a week is considered healthy and that seems like a very large margin
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so sick showing ur passport to get into a bar. hello guard. i am a diplomat from very far away. please beer please please please please beer
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Eli retweeted
for breakfast we do something cool like have a cigarette and like a bar of chocolate then we go for work for one half hour two half hour then we go for lunch and lunch is usually yknow something cool like a cigarette and two three bottle of red wine and like a bowl of heavy cream
my gay ass breakfast is an icecream and chocolate flavored marlboros
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I'm sorry this is insane. A person in 1704 would be completely swept off their feet stunned at the comfort, warmth, affordability, and ease of care afforded by a pair of knit Costco brand sweatpants
Replying to @CoraCHarrington
A person living in 1704 would not be dreaming of poly cotton sweatpants.
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I’ve never been so excited to have a new hole in my jeans.
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It's crazy that everyone's toes grow up deformed because wearing shoes which actually fit human feet makes your feet look a little like a duck's.
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my gay ass breakfast is an icecream and chocolate flavored marlboros
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