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"I have soooooo many Hufflepuff friends." "That's so unoriginal. Potterhead." "More like pothead." All overheard from a group of ladies going to Pink tonight.

My eventual #alleychair book will be a great companion piece to this #lonely couch book. What an absolute delight.

You should come see Pleezer at Amsterdam tonight. 5-7. It's free. It'll be fun.

I wonder what Enya's up to right now.

An abhorration we put up with is putting a flavored rim on plastic cups. It doesn't work, it's more of a mess than it contributes to the drink but so help me god if the drink doesn't have a salt rim when it's supposed to, I'll lose my cool

Pachelbel's Canon in D is such a nice song.

Hi. It's the first Friday night of summer, just a couple hops past midnight. I'm sitting here thinking how jealous I am of folks who are content to eat a similar meal every day. I just know I'm gonna get the ick with that kind of routine, it's only a matter of time.

If Annie's is back...what does it mean for Kitty Cat Klub?

I forget how good a pb&j is sometimes. Like dang, this sandwich slaps.

For all your roadside business needs.

So I tore 3 ligaments in my ankle and had surgery that left a gnarly scar on both the outside and inside of my ankle. I think I need to invent a cool backstory for them.

WHAT IS GOING ON, Y'ALL? WHAT'S THE HAPS?

Can't believe I've had to go three whole hours without Law & Order SVU being aired on a basic cable channel.

My hospital roommate Debbie, who has been an absolute delight this weekend, is following along with her church's live stream and I am watching Law & Order SVU. The world gets lonelier with every passing hymn and DUN-DUN of the TV.

Nothing like having a perfect dream about the way your life could be perfect and blissful only to wake up alone in a hospital room.

This new Andrew Bird SLAPS.

Just sent the text "kinda meg waltermelon" bruh I'm losing it

The new Zach Bryan song "Pink Skies" is phenomenal. Go forth with your day.

Being injured and awaiting "urgent surgery" is so cool and fun because you're exhausted by any basic activity but also you're lying there like, "cool another day of nothingness."

Anyone else think it was tee-moo and not teh-moo this whole time?