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Sloppy and delicious.

Twin Cities
Joined July 2008
and then 8 months later the rest of yall clocked in
One year ago today, Chappell Roan released ‘The Rise and Fall of a Midwest Princess.’
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i went here and everybody knew you
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If Chappell Roan sees her shadow today we get 6 more weeks of Pride.
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History snippet: The very first Twin Cities Pride events guide from 1973 was no more than a small flier. In a detail that's hard to imagine today, it was designed so that a holder could quickly fold and discard it in the event of a police raid. – at Minneapolis, MN
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Godspeed to the news anchors in Green Bay tonight. – at Wayzata, MN
🚨#BREAKING: A man named ‘Deez-Nuts’ has been arrested, charged with battery 📌#GreenBay | #Wisconsin Police have arrested a man with a unique first name following an alleged disturbance in Green Bay, Wisconsin. 42 year-old Deez-Nuts Kroll was arrested after an incident involving a gun. Upon arriving at the scene, officers placed two individuals in the back of a squad car. Additionally, Deez-Nuts was taken into custody, reportedly found standing outside shirtless and appearing highly intoxicated. One witness stated that Deez-Nuts had opened a door and punched them with a closed fist in the shoulder, leading to a physical altercation then Subsequently, Deez-Nuts allegedly obtained a gun. Authorities later seized the weapon as evidence and determined it to be a CO2 BB gun, loaded with eight silver 4.5mm BBs.
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Be gay, you said. Do crimes, you said.
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Which one of you sluts was this
Someone's grindr notification just went off in this urgent care waiting room. Way to multitask.
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The Chicago Tribune called Liz Phair’s Chicago show “nearly sold-out,” and she is not having it
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We eat fiber for good poop, pineapple for good cum, and drink water for good pee. What if there was a convenient product that did all three? Introducing Wet Pineapple Bread
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fuck pothead
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Replying to @brenface
@brenface suburbia is not immune to the occasional forlorn abandoned chaise
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brenny retweeted
Sidewalk chair alert, @brenface. I want it, tbh.
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“Surely you’re not gonna play Jimmy Buffet or Billy Joel today?” The average Radio K DJ:
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Lineup goes crazy 😈
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king of the hill characters with the alt-country(ish) artists I associate with them, a thread
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my job is just....concerts
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The best thing about being a woman? Hmm… I would have to say the prerogative to have a little fun – at Manhattan, NY
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brenny retweeted
twitter is where insane people go to be insane and ig is where insane people pretend to be normal. we mustn't combine the two
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