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Cocreator of monster comedy Welcome to Hole (out now) Wrote @deaddrunkpod. Improvises w/ @tparentheticals. Co-hosts London improv jam Duck Duck Goose. (He/Him)

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I'm excited to announce... Welcome To Hole, the spooky comedy I created with friends, is now an AWARD NOMINATED podcast! We're shortlisted by the Independent Podcast Awards in the category Best Horror & Supernatural. Like Buffy, X Files or RPGs? Listen: welcometohole.com/episodes
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Since we’re all woke now, can we please finally stop using the R slur?
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i miss halloween
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we should have halloween a couple times a year. the people need to dress up like this more often
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Tbt to Halloween when I dressed as the babadook but my friend's house had more of a grown ups drinking wine vibe
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There is not a single AI-generated poster that’s better than having no poster at all.
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Machines are tools, not persons. Today, some propose granting these systems rights, or even legal personhood. Such an approach risks obscuring human responsibility and leaving those who suffer harm to confront a faceless entity.
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Remember, Halloween isn’t until tomorrow. If you go out tonight and see a vampire or skeleton, you shoot them with a gun.
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elmo doing an impression of lorne michaels is actually killing me so bad bc why is it good
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I genuinely think this is a net positive because everyone should be able to have autonomy over their names and im glad that trans people have inspired others to take more autonomy over themselves and no longer feel obligated to keep what was given without consent
I know a cis guy who changed his name to Moss because all of his friends are nonbinary with cool names and he wanted to join lol
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i don't want to circle back i want to do the monster mash
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10 more days until Halloween! Ah ah ah! 🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃
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‘Wildwood’ director Travis Knight on AI: “A pencil is a tool. A paintbrush is a tool. A 3D printer is a tool. A digital capture is a tool. AI is not a tool. AI can go fuck itself.”
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Still traumatized by disabled and LGBTQ+ people existing? Ask your doctor if “chilling the fuck out” is right for you.
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I learned about the Holocaust and I was like, that's bad. Then I learned about the Civil Rights Movement and I was like, that's good.
How are any young men left wing I genuinely don’t understand
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I'm having the last panel inscribed on my tombstone. COMIC ◆ smbc-comics.com/comic/break PATREON ◆ patreon.com/ZachWeinersmith STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com/ #comics #humor
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Skeletons are the least impressive monster because almost every other monster is a monster AND a skeleton.
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no one warns you that a good thrift find will turn you into a dog returning to same bush every week to find a pizza crust like that one time three years ago & never since
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The main reason why most people don't succeed at anything is because they're not prepared to be bad at something for a long time.
honestly this rewired my fucking brain
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jane krakowski’s performance in 30 rock as jenna maroney is really one of the greatest of all time of all genres
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