I say words on tv and radio. Deadpan master. Neighborhood All-Time QB.

Joined March 2009
Thanks JK! Cats out of the bag, I’m part of the motion capture team for @DOOM The Dark Ages which came out last Thursday.
When you and your homie @brianbentley from @SecondCity both land work in one of the biggest games of the year. #Doomthedarkages #doom #slayer #gaming #improv
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Yes. There are cutscenes. Some really good ones. :)
'DOOM: The Dark Ages' details 🎮 • No multiplayer — it’s a single-player campaign game • Largest campaign ever • Includes sequences where you fly on a dragon and control a 30-story walking mech • More story told from gameplay and cutscenes compared to previous games (via Game File)
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This is why I stayed up past Saturday Night Live for SCTV at 12:30. Gold.
SCTV was so brilliant. Rick Moranis as Lounge singer Tom Monroe singing Turning Japanese. 😂😂
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Dropped Ayiuk and Shaheed for a Bateman and McConkey last night. Have Donte Johnson on my bench.
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This is how I studied at @SecondCity LA. Dallas to LA and back every week for 18 months.
this student flies to college for classes because it’s cheaper than rent
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Dammit, man
Super Sky Point to the always funny Martin Mull, who made every film and tv show he ever appeared in that much better for his presence. Impossible not to like even when he was playing some obnoxious doofus. #RIP
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Atlanta going to trade down a pick to capitalize on the “hawks two” craze. #lazyhumor
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I’m too lazy. Mash up Blur “Song 2” with that annoying hawk tuah clip.
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I know some things about this….
In the first age, in the first battle, when the shadows first lengthened, one stood… Announcing DOOM: The Dark Ages Launching 2025. Wishlist on @XboxGamePass + @Xbox Series X|S + PC + @PlayStation 5 doom.com
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HAND. SHAKES. Except for Ant. He sulked off the court. Bye.
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Congrats to my friend @roxybernstein on a great run. Well said.
To close out our final live event broadcast, Roxy Bernstein signs us off. We are thankful & proud to have helped showcase thousands of amazing student-athletes & their excellent performances. Thank you 💙 #BackThePac
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Super Sky Point to the great Dabney Coleman, one of those rare actors that it’s possible literally everyone liked. And what wasn’t to like? This sweet bastard never let us down in any television show or movie he was in. A goddamn legend who will be truly missed. #RIP
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My wife said something about her jeans being too tight while we were driving on a dirt road and now we are nominated for a Country Music Award.
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Ho. Lee. Sh!t. This is the best commercial ever. Throw the child.
Knuckles appears in the new Paramount+ Super Bowl commercial.
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Brian Bentley retweeted
True Detective season 10
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So this happened today. There is a longer post for another time, maybe, about fathers and sons, grief and joy, exhilaration and relief, but, for now, we just celebrate. :) @RidersBaseball @Rangers
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