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Welcome to my weird corner of the internet...also, I'm sorry. Not really. I'm just a suburban housewife inside a gay man's body. Future cruise coordinator.

Seattle, WA
Joined August 2009
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Hi. If you're reading this, I just want to remind you that you are loved, wanted and worthy of existence. Don't let anyone try to convince you otherwise.
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Hi friend! Elmo loves you. And Elmo will remind you every day if you need him to. ❤️
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Me, drunk on a Thursday, "I could make out with a stranger."
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So Trump is a sexual predator, and Vance is a sectional predator?
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The genes are geneing.
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I don't really talk politics often because coming from a fairly conservative area, any commentary to the contrary felt like a target--worse as a brown gay™. Now I don't talk about it because it feels exhausting.
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Discussions with friends feel like they land in a place of hopeless abandonment. Like regardless what we want, there never seems to be a path that makes sense...or doesn't come with "high cost"--which I think we're trying to avoid but unsure how that's even possible.
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It's easy to feel hopeless, but I still can't imagine this is all for naught. Everyday I see people living existence in opposition to the political turmoil. Everyday I see people engaging in community and celebration. That gives me hope that we'll make it through...
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I'm entering salt and pepper dad phase...and I don't think I'm prepared. Mentally or physically...
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I want a slutty, slutty thigh tat.
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Last night I was told I'm an excellent kisser...twice. 😏💅🏽
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Them, "I like your chest hair!" Me, "Thanks! I grew it myself." -- I have no way to turn off making everything a joke or riff.
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The way my timeline has become more unhinged since elxn turned off public likes--y'all are WILD. I'm fearful of opening up the app in public because of how your likes are affecting the "for you" algo. 👀
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