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Welcome to my weird corner of the internet...also, I'm sorry. Not really. I'm just a suburban housewife inside a gay man's body. Future cruise coordinator.

Seattle, WA
Joined August 2009
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Hi friend! Elmo loves you. And Elmo will remind you every day if you need him to. ❤️
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So Trump is a sexual predator, and Vance is a sectional predator?
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heteros: take notes
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Gatomon digivolving into Angewomon
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Bleach blonde bad built butch body
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I’ve said it before and I’m doing to say it again: Indigenous people don’t burn their native lands. Indigenous people don’t destroy ancestral tree farms. Indigenous people don’t uproot plants. Colonial settlers do.
Breaking: Israeli settlers set fire to olive trees and agricultural crops in the village of Al-Mughayyir, north of Ramallah.
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I love the northern lights 😍
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Student protesters were right about segregation in the early '60s, right about Vietnam in the late '60s, right about apartheid in the '80s, right about Iraq in 2003, and right about wealth inequality in 2011. Seems generally bad to side against student movements.
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If you’re reading this right now and you’re at work, go start a lie that tears apart the entire ecosystem of your workplace and causes a mass mutiny 😘
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The hot wood chopping dude on TikTok just taught me a great analogy about how women and men have to approach the world differently in terms of safety and...
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This how you walk on the sand so you don’t alert the worms
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This RIGHT here. The word “jarring” is just a knife through my heart.
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yeah I support the troops
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i’ll take one prescription-strength hotdog please
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That’s love, pull up any time bruh Check in on your people 🙏🏿
Wow! Elmo is glad he asked! Elmo learned that it is important to ask a friend how they are doing. Elmo will check in again soon, friends! Elmo loves you.❤️ #EmotionalWellBeing
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Improved live laugh love just dropped
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