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snäll kille med ett hjärta av guld

Malmö
Joined January 2014
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jag gillar inte heller studenterna men det här språkbruket....? @sydsvenskan
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tjej: "haha, vi kan köra utan kondom, jag tar p-piller 😏" jag: "yoooo okej!!" {ringer henne tre veckor senare} jag: "hallå varför sa jag precis 'sån färg skulle man ha' när jag såg tomtenissen måla schackbrädet i kalle ankas jul?"
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”Cringe” hit, ”baserad” dit. Har du tänkt på att i princip all kunskap är ”baserad” på induktiva resonemang och att du därför inte kan vara helt säker på att det faktiskt var jag som glömde att diska, älskling
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tjejer har två kandidat examen jag har två öppnade flaskor ketchup i kylen
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Mitt barn lekte här för ett par timmar sedan. Nu läser jag att en kille under 15 år har gripits för skjutningen. Vi stängde gränserna och höjde straffen, men högerns lösningar funkar inte. Psykopater fortsätter dra in småkids i sin sinnessjuka gangsterkapitalism. Dags för nytänk.
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4AM: My live is so fucked. I hate my live 9AM {convulsing, drinking a coffee}: Alexa I'm gouna need you to play Happy by Ferell
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Pölsemannen Jägersro Center
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McDonalds Ystadvägen
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It’s called Broad daylight because women light up the world
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you’re a real fire cracker, baby, a real explosive device, i’d like to drop you over a struggling economy with untold mineral resources, honey, i’d just love to dump you on a fishing village
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Boston, MA - A Boston Police officer sustained a head injury after a mishap at a playground on Congress St downtown. Boston EMS treated the officer.
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Replying to @darth_erogenous
ORC DANNY BROWN: Put the hai in the uruk // Green pussy with da syrup // Bruiser roll up on ya camp and eat the ass of the women (squad!) DWARF 2010 KANYE WEST: (playing every synthesizer note at once) My bitch small like soy sauce
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ORC KENDRICK: I craft my blade i try to slay mistakes i made. you aint been underground like me. you aint laid out of sin like me. Green skin, dollar tint, dick long, money spent {Soulful beat switch} These caves dont hold secrets.. ELF DRAKE: How I always lose U in these woods
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[first day as hostage negotiater] me: [taking the phone] yyyyyelllo [loud explosion from inside the bank]
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thomas retweeted
ah…unfollowing now..i followed because of his masterful victory in austerlitz..i didn’t realise he was in an age gap relationship with his first wife
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thomas retweeted
(alarmingly sweet gf poking head around door) ah…..have you eaten enough fibre today… (alarmingly bald bf polishing katana in total darkness) Do you really think a rōnin would be concerned with dietary fibre?
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Reading Mein Kampf in public and doing this the whole time
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a fat marine accidentally saying shepherds pie instead of semper fi
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