Last round of husband/wife applications‼️ Everyone (EVIL) is welcome to apply but I prefer - Below 5’11 - Some kind of accent - 20+ - No life goals - Alcoholic or aspiring Requirements have changed, I have a lot of love in my heart APPLY HERE 👇👇 docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F…

Aristotle in my husband / wife application

There’s 40+ questions. Only the fittest will survive. Good luck burnerverse, frat accounts, british men, losers with no jobs, and all the other niche groups who want to marry an alcoholic maniac who makes their life hell.

How am i supposed to choose 😍😍

Vent art i made

Fuck yeah bro, For You page. Reposted text screenshot, AI fruits eating each other, Reddit repost in text format, Chatgpt generated rage bait, 17 year old nazi from mexico, google doc callout on 13 year old. its For You dawg its lit

walking down the street someone yells “you got a boyfriend?” don’t remind me lad..

Can’t be a wizard right now, man. Too much responsibility. 200 years ago you could be one and fuck off into the woods to do magic. Now, you have work at Mcdonald’s, dealing with bullshit customers and then get back home to be greeted by a fucking gnome who wants to kill you.

I get mad about things I make up in my head, right now i’m mad (again) about the idea of Wizard police. Imagine getting pulled over for going 5 over the speed limit, the officer is having a bad day, and he just turns you into a frog forever

hard life for a girl like me

like ok