100% serious

apply now.

Yeah i’m built like a greek twink with gyno

Nu uh, I will find my future husband / wife in the 1,000 applications…

Idk i love my dad so it wasn’t that, I wonder what could happen in someone’s life to fill it out tbh

lmfaooo u can apply anyways for funsies

thanks! I tried to be as insane as possible

yes

Like onions and sweat

I’m only into evil leftists

Grody

Yeah but they always find a way to sneak in..

Yeah ofc i always replace the toilet paper :3, I only take a couple sheets when i do “steal” it

I used to drink olive oil by itself because I thought if I didn’t torture myself a bit good things wouldn’t happen to me. Then someone asked if I have OCD. #whoremembers #thetwitchstreams

yet you’re using a racist dog whistle…. interesting,,,,,

God blesses terrible people, just remember to be unkind to yourself and you will be rewarded

couple bucks in the negatives and can’t be fucked to get toilet paper so i’ve been stealing it from roomies, go to target to pick up my adderall prescription, sweating bullets, when I go to the bathroom to take more than i’m prescribed, there was 3 free rolls. Only took 1

Yes, but this is a husband / wife application: (link at bottom), meaning I need to specify my type so they can apply

i’m in love

sounds good! apply!