The last text from that one friend right before they slip into psychosis
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it pisses me off so bad when people get mad at their pets for throwing up on the carpet
its an animal that felt sick and doesnt understand what a carpet is and now you're yelling at your poor pet that already felt unwell how do you not feel like a monster
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Real talk. If we both agree that people fundamentally cannot change their beliefs or be better human beings, then what is the point of fighting for equality and what do we do to these people when we are in positions of power since it’s been foregone that they cannot change?
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said fancy dinner with the hottest person I know! had a malört cocktail, some killer swordfish, and finished it off with pawpaw/tea ice cream split!
Making new friends is going to a Hollywood undead concert with your coworkers in hopes to finally understand what anybody sees in that band
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I know when guys are unsticking their balls to ttheir leg because it happens to my labia and we have the same moves
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ur a weak ass bitch #addressit #unpackit
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Any time a man says he’s afraid of “false allegations,” I automatically assume he’s assaulted someone in the past
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Adjusting your opinion based on the discovery of new information is one of the most valuable skills you can have as a functional human being























