Minority owner @SpaceX. Reluctant robopsychologist. Go birds. 🦅

Oregon’s Paris
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Matt Youell retweeted
Someone turned the AI CEO drama into a Spanish soap opera!
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$MSFT offers 60,000 employees a voluntary exit. 60K Y’all!! First time this has ever been offered at Microsoft and it will affect employees in India, The United States, Canada, and the UK at level 70 or below… Employees find out in a few hours if they are being targeted for this. This just makes me think that H127 layoffs sound intense. Is this a pre-layoff round? Also makes me wonder if they changed some scheduled layoffs due to be called out by @VP. Peace offering? 🤔 Timing is just interesting. More to come.
$MSFT Microsoft's job cuts aren't done, and Xbox is where to watch next. Asha Sharma is reportedly planning three more rounds: this month, November and January. 1,868 jobs are gone against a 3,200 target, so roughly 1,300 more are coming. Spreading cuts across a whole year is a choice. It keeps the margin story moving and leaves everyone who's left waiting. I'm watching for the October round.
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Happy 10-year anniversary to this absolute banger
Happy birthday to this future president.
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Just got forcibly kicked out of a Portland Thorns game because people were hitting my group with trans flags over our feminist shirts. Living in the upside down . @BrandiKruse
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Matt Youell retweeted
One of my favorite games I've ever been a part of... Eagles vs Cowboys 1995 I will never forget it! @reeses
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HBO's @LastWeekTonight has a long track record of citing social science findings without the appropriate context, massaging them to support whatever point @iamjohnoliver is trying to make.
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I hate the way the word democracy is used today, often by both the left and the right. “The people voted for this. Who are you to oppose them?” I'm someone who believes in inalienable individual rights, which cannot legitimately be voted away, regardless of how many people support violating them. And what's wild is that both sides suddenly rediscover individual rights when opposing the other side's attempts at majority rule. I'd imagine both would agree that 51% of the population voting to enslave the other 49% wouldn't make slavery legitimate. Yet somehow that principle disappears when the majority votes to violate rights they personally don't care about. It's pragmatism over principle. Rights when convenient, democracy when expedient. At best, it's a system in which you sanction kneecapping others today, knowing they'll have every incentive to kneecap you tomorrow. A revolving door of mutually sanctioned violations.
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A.J. Brown today for no reason:
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🌙 MoonX (sequel to MarsX)
🤖 Made with AI
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If you live in Portland and are wondering who to vote for... I strongly suggest not ranking/voting anyone currently in office. It's obvious that they care more about feeding their own bank accounts, and feeding the Homeless Industrial Complex, than they do about anyone in the city. Exhibit A: katu.com/newsletter-daily/mo…
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I’m going to say something spicy that’s going to piss a lot of you off… Republicans really need to elevate and highlight more women in our party who have NOT had bizarre or botched plastic surgery that is both distracting and made a mockery all over the internet.
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LOL get rekt you retarded gambling degenerates
🚨BREAKING: THE NEW YORK #JETS KICKED A FIELD GOAL WHILE TRAILING BY 10 POINTS WITH JUST 30 SECONDS REMAINING. THE BETTING SPREAD WAS 7.5 POINTS, AND THE FIELD GOAL CUT THE DEFICIT TO 7. GAMBLERS WHO BET ON THE #PATRIOTS TO COVER ARE FURIOUS. WOW 😳😳😳
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JUST IN: Canadian man wins city council election after telling voters he has no idea what he's doing, doesn't enjoy politics, & is unqualified for office.
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This is like saying that a chocolate cake and a urinal cake are both cakes.
The French Revolution was violent. The American revolution was violent. The Russian Revolution was violent. Freedom has never been won peacefully.
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🕊️ "Office Space" star Richard Riehle has died at 78. tmz.com/2026/10/19/richard-r…
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Matt Youell retweeted
Zephram Cohcrane's warp drive stunt is a waste of resources when the planet is still recovering from World War III.
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Every single person you meet in your daily life is fighting a hidden battle that you know nothing about Send them a Zoom meeting link for an 8 AM call on Monday morning to finish them off
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Replying to @NFLonCBS
CBS Injury Report Week 7 Jim Nantz: Questionable (Wrist/Hand)
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Replying to @bethanyshondark
I'm torn between my 2 favorite issues. Hating boomers and hating property taxes.
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My entire feed is France and the Eagles burning to the ground.
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